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About Me

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Hmm. Ok, I'll give some insight into that which is me.
I'd probably never consider any set of designated words definitive of me. I mean, whatever I write in here, I'll probably disagree with a week from now, so anything I put in here won't help you much. People who already know me (or know of me) have nothing tangible to go by, and extrapolate bits and pieces to complete the picture.
Generally, I'm collected, candid, and I'm not averse to eventually letting any initial metaphorical barriers down. I particularly value honesty and the ability to put oneself into another person's shoes. I believe that if something is prominently on your mind, you should just say it--it's hardly ever worth keeping it quiet, and hence, prominent in your thoughts. Especially with me. (I dunno what those last two sentences are really doing here--hardly comes up often enough to note)
Chances are the following aren't to be taken seriously coming from me: fuck you, die in a fire, your mother, faggot, hi, nice earrings, don't be silly—you're not a waste of oxygen, this webpage, my wedding vows, directions to a random taxi driver whom I really just intend to abduct for ransom, and CPR.
When you assume, you make an ass out of u...and still you.
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My Interests

Everything and nothing. Can't express it better than that.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

I like many kinds of music. I like... Hey, I'm gonna mention swing. That includes the dance.

Movies:

Comedies, adventures, suspense thrillers, action flicks, dramas, etc. Nothing too out of the ordinary here.

Television:

I don't watch much of the tube, but I do like (in no particular order): Conan O'Brien, Seinfeld, Becker, Lost, The Office, Smallville, and maybe some others that don't come to mind right now. Oh! And SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST

Books:

Good reads. I'm at least going to mention Robert Anton Wilson here for now, since he's on my mind at the moment. I relate to the main character of The Great Gatsby pretty well.

Heroes:

is a TV show.

My Blog

Phantom Hourglass is the poo poo.

Can I get an amen on that?...
Posted by captain skank on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:28:00 PST

Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows

Fool
Posted by captain skank on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

I've had it up to HERE with women

Just kidding.  Fuck you.
Posted by captain skank on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST