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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

~Once in a lifetime you meet a person who takes your breath away, not because you want them to, but

About Me

I am 19 years old and I am happily married. Kyle is a marine and he just got back from a long 6 month deployment. It was the best feeling in the world seeing him for the first time. NOTHING can ever change the way i felt. We just had a baby girl, Emma Hailey, who i love with all my heart.She saw her daddy for the first time in 6 months and you can tell that she loves him. She does the funniest thing, and i am almost positive that she is BI- POLAR.I can't wait to be in J-ville. I miss it so MUCH. I just want everything to be back to normal, which in my head is Kyle, Emma and I back in J-Ville and Dave home. We are one BIG HAPPY family. And now that Kyle is back we are almost back to normal. all we need now is YOU DAVE. I love you CPL Gilg and PVT Holguin. I LOVE YOU G.W. I love my family more than anything, so watch what you say about them. If you hurt Rissa in anyway, there is no redeeming yourself, you are right there on top of my SHIT LIST .
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My Interests

My Husband. I love you. I am so very proud of you. And my beautiful daughter Emma Hailey, who without a doubt is the most precious baby in the WORLD!

I'd like to meet:

THe coolest person on earth (Carissa Ann Gilg) and of coarse the Geico Gecko. I love him. He is amazing!My husband is classy, I PROMISE 3

Music:

This is for the 13 heroes who gave the ultimate scarafice during the Battle of Fallujah. You are never forgotten.

Movies:

M Night Shamalon movies , Jarhead

Television:

Military channel BITCHES, Friends, CSI, NIP/TUCK ( because it is amazing)Dedication to our soldiers.

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Books:

The Gift of Valor, Fallujah With Honor, and any good book that cathes my eye

Heroes:

KYLE RICHARD GILG. and all armed forces that are way from their families fighting for our freedom. God Bless! GOD BLESS YOU BLT 1/8!!

My Blog

He is HOME!

KYLE is finally home and has been for about 2 weeks now. it is just as i pictured it. it seems like nothing has changed and i love him very much. Thank God this is his LAST deployment. EVER!!!!!!!
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 09:13:00 PST

GONE FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS!!!!!

Hi, i just wanted everyone to know that i won't be on for a few weeks. i will be in NC WITH MY HUBBY i will be home in the middle of December where i will up date everything... LIKE NEW PICS!!!!! se...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

after 2 1/2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!

so basically yesterday was amazing...... Carissa and I went to T-Ho's to get dough nuts because basically we are fat asses . while we were picking out dough nuts we were loud... that is just the ...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST

sick

Em has yet anoth cold. i really hope that she is better before NC ( 4 days).  i also hope that i don't get it...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:15:00 PST

getting the mail made my MONTH!!!

I GOT A PACKAGE TODAY!!!! thats right i FINALLY got one from KYLE RICHARD GILG. it was filled with all kind of goodies, and strangely the best part of the box were his letters. ALL 27 OF THEM!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

every day is one day closer

So basically i tell myself that everyday taht goes by is one more day closer to seeing my BELOVED Kyle. Which for the most part works. But than there are just those days were it feels like Kyle is nev...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST

Who knew that laundry would be this fun

this is what is so exciting.... I HATE LAUNDRY.... with a  passion.... BUT Today i washed my HUSBAND's clothes.... which is one step closer until HE IS HOME !27 more days ...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:56:00 PST

Why did I marry a MARINE? I LOVE this

Why Did I Marry a Marine? When the last line has been cast and you're left all alone& You wonder& Why did I marry a Marine? When it's the 27th of the month and you only have 84 cents& You wonder& Why...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

Everyone has a celeb look a like thing.... so I wanted one too

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Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

Kyle is on his way HOME

So i just thought that all should know that Kyle is US BOUND. It will take him like a montha nd a half or something like that.... they will stop at a few ports, but tahn come DECEMBER 3rd.... He will ...
Posted by ~~ Mrs. Kyle Gilg~~ on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST