I am intrigued and annoyed, I love music, I love good conversation, I love the arts whatever they may be. I can be sarcastic, I am a doubting Thomas in nature; yet contradict it at the same time. I love to read, yet it takes me awhile to find something to enjoy. I am not stubborn and not gullible, It's hard to enjoy the best things in life when you have a life to live... There could be more... (i like ellipsis)
Me: "Why can't I buy myself something?"
Josh: "Because its the day before Christmas that's why."
Me: *pouting* "But shopping always makes me feel better."
Josh: *concerned* "Babe are you okay? What's wrong?"
Me: "Nothing. But shopping in general always makes me happier."
Josh: *scoffing* "Girl logic..."
Sony: "Flattening your boob?"
Me: "Yeah, its this ritual in some culture that does it to the girls. I don't care though' it sounds painful, and I dont want to watch it."
Sony: "I can't imagine flattening your boob. It sounds like it would explode."
Me: "...wh-what?!"
Mel: "I want to be a twinkie too!*sobs*"
Amy: "What's a twinkie have to do with this?"
Mel: "Because only 2 come in a pack. *sobs*"
Me: "**laughing ass off**"
Mel: "Amy's your twin soul and I'm just your boobs!"
Mel: "Matt said that HoHo's come in a 3 pack."
Me: "Ok... so if HoHo's come 3 to a pack, shouldn't it be called HoHoHo's?"
Monica: "Phoebe, remember how we talked about saying things to yourself before saying them out loud?"
Phoebe: "Yes, but there isn't always time."
re-enactment
Mel: "If I'd met JB I think I would've told him I love him. Yea, then I think I would've told him I wanted to pour chocolate all over him and lick it off"
Me: "Mels, you know how there's that inner voice and then that outter voice?"
Mel: "Yea..."
Me: "Ok, this would be one of those times to not say something out loud...you'd sound stalker'ish."
Me: "WTF! First The Rentals play on the day ACL starts, then Rilo Kiley is playing in Austin when im in Cali!"
Gabe: "Ha HA! Why don't you look for an equally intriguing band that is playing here while you are visiting? Trust me, it is worth missing the band to see the sunsets out here. (and hot chicks... hehe!)
Me: "Gabe, Im into hot dicks... not chicks. *sigh*"
Gabe: "There is an abundance of those as well. I just ignore them to keep my self-esteem at a maximum level. ;) However, it is funny to see all these plastic orange chicks running around. After 16 they're pretty much all manufactured women..."
Jess: "Dude, I think being a little dorky is cool."
Me: "*Laughing*"
Jess: "Thats pretty sad."
Me: "Dude we are way past a little dorky."
Joyce: "Haha, thats what I was thinking!"
Josh: "You're apparently talking about cocks in the other chat, I didn't want to interrupt."
Me: "*pft* You don't have to be so crude..."
Josh: "You said cock too!"
Me: "It's my cock and I can say it if I want."
Josh: "Who's? You? Ok, we need to talk."
Me: "the word...*sigh*"
Josh: "Ok, im sorry. You can have the cock word."
Me: "I'd rather have the cock, but whatever."
Me: "I don't think I've ever had sober sex..."
Kim: "It's great! Ya know just being able to remember what happend the next day."
Matt: "Hey, do you think that guy is cute?"
Me: "Who? The one in that hat?"
Matt: "Yeah."
Me: "Yeah, hes cute."
Matt: "I think he's so cute. Especially when he wears a hat. It makes him look like a little boy."
Me: "**blink blink**"
Matt: "Wait... **pause**... that didn't sound right."
Me: "What are you watching?"
Sony: "America's Next Top Model."
Me: "O'... Well she's pretty."
Sony: "Which one? The white girl or the black one?"
Me: "She's black?"
Sony: "The Chinese looking one? Yeah, shes black."
Me: "..."
Javier: "Put that in your no-no, because today's a yes-yes." Victoria's boy. =]
Sel: "I think I just gave myself a twedgie." -- while at the gym.
Sony: "We need to watch the VMA awards."
Me: "Um, okay... whos performing?"
Sony: "I don't know, but Britney's opening it up."
Me: "...o...kay."
Sony: "...It's Britney Bitch."
Me: "...*blink blink* what!"
Josh: "**Dancing horribly**"
Me: "Babe... stop convulsing please."
Josh: "What?! I'll have you know many a people have complemented me on my dance stylings."
Me: "...Babe... please stop."
Josh: "You don't like the way I dance?"
Me: "I like the way you dance in bed."
Selena: "Hey, I think youre hot, but I hate your pants." **talking to Josh, the Kevorkian drummer.**
Tammy: "She bats for the other team."
Dione: "Wow... really? I didn't know we had a softball team. I want to play."
Me: "**dying**"
Tammy: "...no, shes a lesbian."
Me & Mike: "Yeah, we detected a bit of butch'ness."
Dione: "*gasp* oh', no I... nevermind."
Mel: "Are we gonna go to the Beverly Center?"
Amy: "Yea, we can. Everybody and their monkey goes there."
Mel: "Monkey?"
Amy: "Yea, monkey!"
Mel: *confused* "Um...ok."
Mel: "I know I can't bring liquids or creams on the plane."
Me: "Right."
Amy: "Wait...yes you can! As long as it's only one fluid ounce and it fits in a ziploc bag!"
Mel: "Amy...what one fluid ounce would I bring on the plane?"
Amy: "Um..." (long pause)
Me: *laughing hysterically*
Amy: "...lotion."
Mel: *giggling* "It's ok Steph, a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste."
Amy: "Eww!"
Me: *still laughing hysterically*
Me: "My O, it broke off... I no longer have an O and it's making my life difficult at the moment. I think I've lost my O for good."
*California themes*
Amy: "Where the fuck are we? ... OH! I know where we are!"
HGMOS (Hispanic Gay Man On Street in Downtown LA): "Chu looking for some pills?"
Mel: "No thankyou."
HGMOS: "Honey why chu look so sad? There no reason to be sad. On the only day I happy chu look sad."
*California trip quotes*
Me: "Wow, the tarpits are really tary." (Looking at the Tar Pits in L.A.)
Amy: "Where are my keys?"
Me: "Around your neck."
Amy: "Oh...yeah. *giggles*"
Later that day
Amy: "Where are my keys?"
Mel and I: "The ones youre twirling?"
Amy: "**whilst sitting in the tub** Did you dilly the dally with the ding dong?"
Me: "**whilst sitting in the tub with Amy** What?!"
Amy: "(using hands) You know... you dilly the dally with the twinky and the ding dong."
Me: "Excuse me."
BSGOC (Big Security Guard On Corner): "**walking towards car**"
Me: "Where is the Scientology Center?"
BSGOC: "It's behind you."
Me: "Oh... the one behind us? We thought there was a larger one."
BSGOC: "Yes there is, the headquarters is on Sunset and Vermont."
Me: "Thank you"
BSGOC: "Youre welcome. **walking away from the car**"
*Ten seconds later*
BSGOC: "**Walking towards the car** You know, L.Ron Hubbard was a good guy. But you should read the bible."
Amy: "We love the bible!"
BSGOC: "Good."
Amy: "Jesus H. Christ!"
Mel: "Why does Jesus have to have a middle name? And why is it H?"
Amy: "My mom gives him a middle name."
Me: "**Dumbly without thinking** I think his middle name should be Paul."
The girls: "Why?"
Me: "Because that's what I call him."
Amy: "I can only imagine... 'Oh Jesus Paul! Oh Jesus Paul!'"
Me: "Amy said she would take us to Vasquez Rock."
Mel: "**Looking out the plane window** Oh honey, we passed New Mexico a long time ago."
Me: "...Mel..."
Mel: "...Oh!... oh."
Amy: "And the veel velly came off."
Me: "Wheely? The wheely wheel came off?"
Amy: "Yeah, wheely wheely!"
Amy: "**singing** Hello mudda, hello fadda."
Me: "It looks like you are saying Mudder and Fadder."
Amy: "Yeah! Mudda, fadda and bradda."
Mel: "**Looking at a huge billboard** Who's Dexter?"
Amy: "A serial Killer. He kills Serial Killers."
Me: "So you mean he kills people?"
