*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: ...morgan j. landreth...
Date of Birth: ...10-28-1982...
Birthplace: ...the deepest darkest jungles of africa...
Current Location: ...at me computer desk...stupid question...
Eye Color: ...sometimes blue...sometimes green...
Hair Color: ...dirty blonde...
Height: ...5 feet 11 inches...
Heritage: ...the best of the worst...
Piercings: ...none i'm afraid...had to remove them for work...
Tattoos: ...seven...with many more to come...
Favourite:
Band/Singer: ...oderus urungus of gwar...
Song: ...tim finnegans wake by dropkick murphys...
Movie: ...the transformers...the 80s version...before they went all crap...
Disney Movie: ...um...blackbeards ghost...
TV show: ...at the moment...dexter...
Color: ...green...
Food: ...pasta...
Pizza topping: ...pepperoni...
Ice-Cream Flavor: ...coffee...
Drink (alcoholic): ...jameson irish whiskey...
Soda: ...vault...
Store: ...www.angryyoungandpoor.com...
Clothing Brand: ...don't really have one...
Shoe Brand: ...converse...
Season: ...fall...
Month: ...october...
Holiday/Festival: ...halloween...i like zombies...
Flower: ...erm...i dunno...never really had an opinion...
Make-Up Item: ...um...not an emo fag...
Board game: ...the mad game...
This or That
Sunny or rainy: ...overcast with a chance of summer showers...
Chocolate or vanilla: ...vanilla...
Fruit or veggie: ...v8 fusion...
Night or day: ...night...
Sour or sweet: ...both...
Love or money: ...love...wait...how much are we talking here...
Phone or in person: ...well that all depends on how you like your stalkers...
Looks or personality: ...personality's more important...but looks help...
Coffee or tea: ...i'm a coffee nazi...and a tea snob...well fuck...
Hot or cold: ...warm...
Your:
Goal for this year: ...get many tattoos...
Most missed memory: ...let's not go there...
Best physical feature: ...my face...it's pretty well assembled...
First thought waking up: ...thank god for the snooze button...
Hypothetical personality disorder: ...obsessive compulsive disorder...and there's nothing hypothetical about it...
Preferred type of plastic surgery: ...i don't have a basis for comparison...
Sesame street alter ego: ...heh heh...oscar the grouch...
Fairytale alter ego: ...i'm the third little piggy...
Most stupid remark: ...heh heh...god she was such a whore in college...oh...so you guys been married long?
Worst crime: ...using the display only towels...
Greatest ambition: ...to achieve inner peace...
Greatest fear: ...inner peace...
Darkest secret: ...i'm building an army of zombies in my attic...
Favorite subject: ...comic books and movies...
Strangest received gift: ...a small box of human hair...she was a really wierd chick...
Worst habit: ...i bite...stuff...
Do You:
Smoke: ...not a fuckin thing...
Drink: ...every fuckin thing...
Curse: ...all the fuckin time...
Shower daily: ...yeah...not a mall rat thanks...
Like thunderstorms: ...as long as i'm not the tallest object for miles around...yes...
Dance in the rain: ...no...that's how pneumonia starts...
Sing: ...like a drunken bastard...
Play an instrument: ...i am an instrument...
Get along with your parents: ...most of the time...
Wish on stars: ...again...not an emo fag...
Believe in fate: ...yes...
Believe in love at first sight: ...no...
Can You:
Drive: ...i'd be a shitty enterprise employee if i couldn't...
Sew: ...only patches...and poorly at that...
Cook: ...only breakfast...and poorly at that...
Speak another language: ...i speak 3 languages in various degrees of accuracy...
Dance: ...like a drunken bastard...
Sing: ...like a drunken bastard...
Touch your nose with your tongue: ...no...and why would i want to...
Whistle: ...sort of...
Curl your tongue: ...yes...
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: ...yes...oh my sweet god yes...
Been Stoned/High: ...can't say as i have...
Eaten Sushi: ...yeah...and i'm still not too sure about it...
Been in Love: ...yeah...
Skipped school: ...not as often as you might think...
Made prank calls: ...only twice...but they were good ones...
Sent someone a love letter: ...once more...not an emo fag...
Stolen something: ...not that i can recall...
Cried yourself to sleep: ...once or twice...it's the rum...makes me sentimental...
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? ...being an idiot...
Are you right or left handed? ...right handed...
What is your bedtime? ...whenever i can convince my brain to shut the fuck up...
Name three things you can't live without: ...my phone...my friends...my car...not necessarilly in that order...
What is the color of your room? ...white...
Do you have any siblings? ...a younger brother...but i think he's a pod person from pluto...
Do you have any pets? ...a pod person from pluto...
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? ...that depends...would i get away with it?
What is you middle name? ...jay...
What are you nicknames? ...captain mother fuckin morgan...pukeface mcgee...morgue...and many other colorful appelations...
Are you for or against gay marriage? ...not really an issue for me...
What are your thoughts on abortion? ...seeing as i have no uterus...and i'm an unfeeling prick...go for it...
Do you have a crush on anyone? ...no...
Are you afraid of the dark? ...only when there's monsters in it...
How do you want to die? ...torn apart by zombies while standing on a hill formed from the broken bodies of my enemies...
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? ...i lost count after 15...
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? ...only once...
What is the last law you’ve broken? ...i cut the tag off my mattress...
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: ...it's not the color...it's how you wear it...
Eye color: ...i prefer lighter shades...
Height ...tall enough that i don't have to bend...
Weight ...as long as your proportionate...
Most important physical feature: ...the face is the nost important...she can be a bombshell...but if you have to brown bag it...it's not a good call...
Biggest turn-off ...slutty behaviour...
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