Even the media knows that the media knows. |
Have you ever noticed that every time a major piece in the scandalous political puzzle is made public, a young blonde white woman goes missing? I have, and apparently so has MSNBC....
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST |
Rebuttal to arguments in support of 'Borat' |
I saw the much-hyped 'Borat' movie a few nights ago, and even I couldn't have anticipated that it would suck so much. It was not funny, at all. The idea of lur...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST |
welcome to memphis, motherfucker |
for anyone out there reading this who doesn't live in memphis, and some who do, I would like to share a momentary glimpse into the belly of the beast. this is how shit goes down in M-town. State repr...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:28:00 PST |
An appropriate holiday message. |
Isn't it adorable how everyone is posting about valentine's day, or about how much they hate it? This one is a little different. I may seem rather cynical at times, but occasionally I truly have a tas...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST |
I'm too cool for Paco de Lucia |
So i sent a friend request to Paco de Lucia, the greatest flamenco guitarist of all time for those who don't know, and i got DENIED. like a simpering little bitch. whatever.. he hasn't got shit on the...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:37:00 PST |
where was I when 'music' was redefined? |
..obviously not watching MTV. This may come as a shock, but i'm not yet referring to rap, or "hip hop", as it may be interchangeably referred, and anyone who's thinking of commenting that there's a di...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:30:00 PST |
i'm answering the door this way from now on |
So as i was sound asleep today a little before noon, i awoke to a very determined knock on my door, so i threw on some pants and a shirt and answered, to find that the pest control guy was here. YAY! ...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 11:13:00 PST |
who knew genocide could be so much fun? |
I tend to have an innate respect for living things; not just the fuzzy ones, either. even disgusting pests that could ruin food or cause illness. i get it, you deserve to live your infectious, parasit...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST |
wanna see a pedophile shit his pants? |
then check this out. "To Catch A Predator" is an MSNBC special edition that has come back three times by popular demand. on this show, "decoys" working for NBC and the local police depart...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:50:00 PST |
i guess other people really like popcorn |
People that give oversized cans with three flavors of popcorn seperated by cardboard dividers as gifts for christmas or birthdays should be blindfolded and walked off a cliff. Co-workers...
Posted by whereiselsewhere on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:27:00 PST |
