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About Me

I stole this layout at LayoutThief.comName is Joshua, but I hate being called Joshua. Only my mother calls me Joshua when she is upset with me. So Joshua brings up childhood memories, not that she beat me with a stick behind a shed, I lived a comfortable life, but still... so just call me Josh or Mister J. I am 23 and residing near Chicago. I have a degree in Business Administration and work as a desk jockey from 9-5. I am a conservative American, I am Pro-Gun, Anti-Islam, Anti-Illegal Immigration, and Anti-Liberal or any far left Ideology like Socialism. What else? I have a Blacklab mix named Odie, no I didn't name him, I picked him up from a shelter. Odie is one of my bestfriends and loyal houseguard. I have a black cat named Dobbie, I don't think he likes me very much. I rarely see him and he allows me to pet him only when he is in some sort of horny mood. You can find me in various political forums on Myspace being a fighting keyboardist of the Right.
What else? Hmm I break down my bio in simple chart style sort of thing:
About Me:
Relationships: Not Enough
Have Kids: No
Want Kids?: Not Yet Too selfish
Ethnicity: World-Wide Global Orgy. My dad is of Spanish decent and my mom is EuroTrash. I also hear I am related to Ty Cobb as some distant Cousin on my mom's side.
Body Type: Teletubbie-ish.... Tubular
Height: 5'3. I am short. Real Short. But I actually know a guy who plays at my home poker game who is shorter than me. Which is a real ego boost to know that the shortest grown adult male is NOT me. Anyway, us men have to stick together.
Religion: Atheist/Agnostic
Smoke: Used too, but I am still smoking hot!
Drink: I am a weekend warrior. I rarely if ever drink on the weekdays.
For Fun: Yelling at the homeless while walking around< Chicago, Dumping my paycheck at Duke's house where odds don't exist or they do but are like Bizzaro World Odds. Going to the gym to look good naked.
My Job: Fighting Keyboardist.My Education: I somehow earned a Bachelor's in Business. I am also a proficient Emailer, Faxer, and Xeroxer. I can do all three without ever getting a papercut.
Favorite Hot Spots: Subway during my lunch breaks. Too bad they got rid of tomatoes temporarily due to the most recent salmonella outbreak. Thank You, But I'll take my chances! Also, I love grilling out on the deck on nice sunny days with some beers and good company.
Favorite Things: Poker, Money, Vagina, Adult pajamas that have those little footsies and a nice pint of Guinness. Preferably all at the same time.
Last Read: I am currently in the midst of re-reading American Psycho.
Hair: Dark Dark Brown and curly
Eyes: Brown
Best Feature: My stomach can act like a pillow
Body Art: None. The idea of putting open gaping holes or stabbing myself with a needle dipped in ink thousands of times doesn't appeal to me.
Sports and Exercise: Competitive Stationary cycling, Competitive stationary running, and I also play a mean game of Squash and Racquetball. I recently joined a gym to look good naked.
Languages: No Habla Espanol
Turn-Offs: Recycling, Hippies
Turn-Ons: Capitalism, Mary Katherine Ham . The hottest Republican Woman walking.
Your results:
You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom 86%
Magneto 78%
Lex Luthor 75%
Apocalypse 75%
The Joker 64%
Juggernaut 50%
Green Goblin 50%
Catwoman 46%
Mr. Freeze 43%
Dark Phoenix 42%
Two-Face 42%
Riddler 39%
Venom 38%
Kingpin 38%
Mystique 26%
Poison Ivy 25% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can put up with my shenanigans

Other than that: Phil Hellmuth, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, Glenn Beck, Mitt Romney, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly on the.... famous people side of society.

My Blog

The Audacity of Hypocrisy

Obama closing down Gitmo within a year Whoops Not So fast!And there will be only more Gitmos in the future. --------------------------------------------------Obama 16 month pull out Plan ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 16:21:00 GMT

Need some Help.

I received my Logitech Harmony 520 Universal remote today off of Ebay and got it up and running within minutes. Quick and easy set-up. The devices I have it controlling are as followed. Phillips FW-C8...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 04:30:00 GMT

Rigorous Exercise Routine

Within the first two months of me joining Lifetime Fitness I have dropped nearly 15 pounds doing about an hour of cardio 5 times a week. Just recently I have incorporated an intense resistance trainin...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:22:00 GMT

More B.O. Liberal Fascism

Say The Wrong Obama Thing, Get Arrested Not So Fast Says Missouri GovernorNo kidding folks. This is happening right here in what is left of Democracy in America. It seems that Barack I Love FISA Oba...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:11:00 GMT

Never Forget

Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:30:00 GMT

Where did Josh Go?

Some of you are probably wondering.... Where has Josh been?! Well, this last week was a little rough to say the least. A week ago on Tuesday, I got a phone call from my mom while I was at the health c...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:52:00 GMT

Sending out a SOS

I don't often post blogs about my nights, but this was quite hilarious.... looking back that is. The fun begins when my buddy, Brian, picks me up and we go to my other buddy's place, Jeff. We start ou...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Another of Obama’s beer drinking pals

Obama and Ludicrous I will let this video speak for itself: Here is the lyrics if you can't stomach the song:I'm back on it like I just signed my record dealYeah the best is here, the Bentley...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:24:00 GMT

Yo Friends

I recently joined the health club off of Weber & 55, LifeTime Fitness. I usually try to get to the gym in the late afternoon hours. Anyway, I am always looking for a racquetball...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:47:00 GMT

CFC Bulbs

Awesome rant, and I especially enjoy the end of his rant. The reason why you have to do this if one of these bulbs breaks is because the bulb contains mercury. I can't stress enough that we ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:12:00 GMT