Insecure penis |
My penis is insecure cause he's getting really fat. It reminds the poor thing of his childhood when he would look around at all those skinny, perfect '10' model skinny penises and here he was carrying...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:29:00 GMT |
eating dolphins |
I think it's wrong to eat tuna. I think it's wrong to eat dolphin. I think it's wrong to eat cow. But I eat them ALL, because I don't ...........care that it's wrong. It's totally wrong and terrible.....
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:57:00 GMT |
Christiopath |
I have decided to become a religious christian wacko. I no longer believe in theories, science or facts, such as evolution or gravity. Since the United States seems to have become the stupid country, ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:48:00 GMT |
Illegal music |
I avoid Wyoming, where my music is illegal.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:43:00 GMT |
Santa's birthday |
What did Jesus ever do for Santa on his birthday?
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:49:00 GMT |
gayest website ever |
Myspace is the gayest website ever! That's all I have to say this month.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:45:00 GMT |
lame yuppy college kids |
The goo-goo dolls are wonderful. They're not wonderful at making music, but they're wonderful at making lame ass yuppy college kids happy.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:57:00 GMT |
blogging is like masturbating |
Blogging is like masturbating while filming it, so you can watch yourself masturbate later.... while masturbating.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:02:00 GMT |
