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About Me

Andy was living in Alaska with psycho-girlfriend Kat before receiving word of brother Judah's sudden demise. He movies into the Botwin household on the notion that he is helping out. His true motives are revealed in the season one finale when a letter arrives telling him he is being shipped off to serve his country in Iraq. To avoid military service, he applies to Hebrew school and makes good on his promise until a dog bites off two of his toes. Convinced he is now ineligible for military service, he turns himself in to the service. Unfortunately they aren't impressed with his missing toes and sent him to boot camp.

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About War

Andy Botwin:I'm not going to Iraq to fight in some bullshit war about oil money. Doug Wilson:Bullshit war? What about 9/11? Didn't Iran hide the terrorists? Andy Botwin:We're fighting a war in IRAQ, D...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:16:00 GMT

Andy's lessons

[to Shane about masturbation] Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk th...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 17:09:00 GMT