Satan

MY NAME IS SATAN AND I WANT YOUR SOUL!Just kidding, I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Gabriel and I enjoy a nice poker game together every other Friday. Anyway, I recently stumbled upon Jesus' profile, And that pissed me off, due to the fact that Myspace is, in fact, a portal to hell itself. Can you believe that? Using my creation to Spout his hate speech.So, Just send me a message some time, and you'll see that I'm just a seriously misunderstood guy. Oh yeah, and that whole hell thing? Definitely not as bad as everyone says. It's pretty much like heaven, Only there are more biker chicks and fewer cherubs.