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jimboween

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About Me

i like to read, watch movies, socialize, and stare at the banjo that i own, but don't know how to play. i am also made of metal and can shoot lazers from my fingernails. beer is an event for me...

My Interests

snowboards, beers, books, foods, cars, motorcycles, tents, hikes, movies, boobs, 27, orange.

I'd like to meet:

girls named rose, jack black, batman, giada de laurentiis.

Music:

bluerockatronica.

Movies:

la story-- tron-- tenacious d and the pick of destiny-- batman-- shawshank redemption-- o brother, where art thou?-- ghostbusters-- the 5th element-- the warriors-- batman begins-- the life aquatic-- clash of the titans-- robocop.

Television:

entourage, history/discovery channel, the office, rescue me, scrubs, my name is earl, futurama

Books:

currently re-reading: harry fucking potter 1-7!

Heroes:

batman.

My Blog

uncle jimbo's hangover helper

things you'll need:1 (one) red solo cup:any color will do, really.1 (one) bottle of vitamin water revive:1 (one) package of 2 (two) alka seltzer:1 (one) bottle of 5 hour energy:2 (two) extra strength ...
Posted by jimboween on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST

the scooter story

zipping around on two wheels is not for everyone.  the fact is, that most drivers on the road are so fundamentally uninterested in motorcycles that they don't even see them before they run them o...
Posted by jimboween on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

sas!

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Posted by jimboween on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

startech

well, i'd like everyone to first watch this video.  it's been on my mysace for a while, but it's so friggin exciting and badass, that i felt it needed a blog too: so we take plasma. ...
Posted by jimboween on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

masshole

most of these are 100% accurate.  i have added commentary for no particular reason.The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of thegreatest moments in your life.~well, it was damn...
Posted by jimboween on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:55:00 PST

resalmonize

that is all.
Posted by jimboween on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:03:00 PST

beer review?

i feel like a new blog.  that's not 100% accurate.  i guess i've never felt like a blog before, new or old.  what i mean to say is that i feel like writing a new blog.  so here i a...
Posted by jimboween on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

kudos!

the last time we wrote a blog entry, four people responded.  which is nice, but not a single one of them gave us a kudo.we at jimboween international understand that the gigantic nature of our wi...
Posted by jimboween on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST

are you having fun yet?

you ever get the impression that we are all totally fucked?  i mean really, really fucked.  like we will see the end of days fucked? i do.  i was watching the news the other day, and wh...
Posted by jimboween on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:11:00 PST

the vacuum paradox

if something sucks, it usually means that it is not performing a particular function up to preconcieved expectations.  like a teacher who makes their students dumber, you would say that teacher s...
Posted by jimboween on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST