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The Upside Down Dancer

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About Me

I'm a goofball. I like waffles and 80's movies. I'm trying to be a great person in thought, word and deed. I sing silly camp songs(you'll get used to it). I broke my heart and dreams once to help heal a life I loved. Bumblebee is a fun word to say. I was raised mormon. I want to be hugged- often. I wish you could get deviled eggs at the movies. Its fun to canoe and go wine tasting. If the world was covered in trampolines and violets, I'd be ok with it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Raddest of the Rad.

My Blog

You put Pole Dancing in the Olympics, you lose something precious.

I been receiving alot of messages about petitioning for pole dancing to become an Olympic sport, and be included in 2012 London games.Thank you for thinking of me, but I'm going to have to decline. I ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:57:00 GMT

Single Mom

Okay, this is my blog and rant devoted to single motherhood:First off, I HATE being a single mom.  It's not fun and I'm not patting myself on the back for my effort - neither should you.  Ma...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:14:00 GMT

The Feminist Stripper

Power to the Penis or Viva la Vulva? The Feminist Stripper ..>..>..>..> ..> ..> I'll bet you're wondering how a stripper can be a feminist. I get that a lot. I've heard a lot of re...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 18:07:00 GMT

Hell need a chaperone til hes 20.

"Camden, what do boys have? ""Boys have a penis, Mommy""Thats right! and what do girls have?""Oh Mommy, girls have candy..."I never though I'd be raising a son by myself, and sometimes I still can't b...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 18:18:00 GMT

When ..

When you have given your all and noone notices...When you want to share a blissful moment that most people wont understand.... When you feel like you have splintered all the way down and then somethin...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:12:00 GMT

Pining for the Anonymous Lover

Slick evaporating from our bodiesI watch you sleepperfectly formed and damaged, breath heavythose fingertips smooth and steady, lay stillafter tracing the convex of my structure.I've witnesseda tumult...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:58:00 GMT

Gooey!

For the first time in quite awhile, I feel like I am living my life. I am taking big bites,  I smile and talk with complete strangers and gather lessons from their experiences. I am opening mysel...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 15:10:00 GMT

Geek Review

Here is a listing of my favorite documentaries, and why you should see them:Sound and Fury -  This is about cochlear implants, deaf pride and finding the middle ground. (not boring.)Southern Comf...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:03:00 GMT

20 things 'bout me.

These a 20 random things about me you may or may not know:1) I have been in 3 riots, and they were all in Europe- One in Ireland were I was confined to my room for a day with my friends, the next ( an...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:58:00 GMT

So this is christmas, and what have you done?

I am not the biggest fan of Christmas, its like the christian conservatives get to cleanse the world after those naughty pagans have their Halloween, and be the grand finale of the year- emphisizing t...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 15:24:00 GMT