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Ummm, i love my family, especially my sister Margaret, if you know what i mean, although Liam is a better kisser. Ummmm, i like fish. Fish is the best food in the world. Jesus ate fish, thats why he was so strong and powerful. Thats what my grandma told me. And grandpa loves warm milk. All mcPoyles love warm milk, because grandpa loves warm milk. I sometimes make fish shakes with warm milk and fish and a blender. It makes me strong like Jesus and grandpa. And it tastes good too. I like to hunt and fish. I live in a cabin in Eastern Pennsylvania in the woods. I love to do anything that involves breaking things. I also like to make my own firecrackers. Last year I tried out for the Philadelphia Eagles and did great! They were going to invite me to training camp because I'm an athletic freak. My whole family was waiting for me in the parking lot and we were going to celebrate by dancing and drinking fish shakes and then I felt a wierd, sting in my leg. Grandma told me a little Leprokon from the woods shot me to pay me back for what I did to her when I went thru puberty. My leg feels better now. Hopefully the Eagles will bring me back. If not, I'm going to find that Leprokon and his green friend and break them in half!!!!