I am - opinionated, goofy, light-hearted, simple, romantic, cynical, adventurous, always, accepting, pleasing, appalling, nocturnal, coffee, bloodrush, drunk, fashionable, undressed, 12 oz. Mouse, fetish, humble, black-and-white, chump, pro-football, none-too-subtle, tattoo, Hideo, boots, jeans, cigarettes, toys, hiking, Alienware, mind fuck, beach, Guiness, sexy, lame, the Grinch, movies, subtitles, complex, revenge, smiles, technicolor, dogs, lazy, anti-bullshit, orchids, Sunn O))), so-so, playful, Harlan Ellison, vulgar, because, movement, sequels, honest, iPod, midnight, writing, reading, singing, bass guitar, television, work, target, Yukio Mishima, music, breakfast, Zippo, feet, headphones, surreal, Master Shake, vegetarian, porn, bloodloss, driving, maybe, dancing, haiku, silly, Dolemite, determined, delirious, cartoons, Boris, Daffy Duck, guilt, history, serious, The Maxx, sometimes, so what, Jeep, slippery, ambient, hamsters, fist, sunglasses, sleep... sleepy... sleeping....................................................
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You are Apocalypse
Apocalypse
100%
Mr. Freeze
91%
Magneto
88%
Venom
88%
Dr. Doom
85%
Lex Luthor
85%
Green Goblin
84%
Kingpin
68%
The Joker
65%
Juggernaut
60%
Dark Phoenix
55%
Mystique
52%
Two-Face
52%
Poison Ivy
50%
Catwoman
50%
Riddler
14%
You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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But sometimes, when my I feel like flexing my machismo muscle, I'm reminded of just how fragile public displays of masculinity can be. It doesn't stop me from doing it, but at least the joke isn't lost on me...