I like to run through the streets of the city and take parking tickets off of strangers cars and throw them out. I also enjoy spending my free time in supermarkets changing the experation dates on milk and leaving the doors in the frozen food section slightly adjar. Sure, sure you would love me to go on about how abso-freaking-lutley great I am but the truth of the matter is that I'm not really good at writing the 'about me' part.
But i guess its not like this section is going to say "about your mother" in which case that would be allot easier but not very relevant and very weird.
I have a dog. I'm pretty sure the dog has been possessed by Satan at some time.
No, not because she tried to kill me in my sleep or eyes glow like burning embers but because she lives to destroy and dominate. The later she is not very good at but I give her a gold star and an a+ for effort.
I have a house. Its not on cinder blocks. Its dosent move. I cant drive it anywhere. I don't feel threatened by high winds and as long as I pay the bank each month I'm allowed to come back.
My friends suck. Mainly cos they are all taller then me. Bitches. But im 6'1" so that seems unfair. Only if we had lived next to some radioactive fallout when i was a child or I didn't eat so many paint chips I may have been taller. But alas it was not to be.
I have a job. It hasn't been assigned to me by a judge or require me to stand by the side of the road with a stick with a sharp tip at the end. There is also no meat involved or burners.
I Have a car. It goes. Unfortunately I cant talk to it like Kit from Knight Rider but we all cant be David Hasselholf, can we? And if we could, would we want to? Unless you are Mr. Hasselholf then the answer to this question would probably be yes. The good thing about my car, besides that it moves, is that the stereo works so when things go bad, like the muffler, I can just turn up the stereo and walah! the problem is gone. Out of ear out of mind. Isn't that the saying?
Yea, sure, I like movies and things like that. Moving objects keep me excited and keep my ADD to a minimum.
Sure I like music. I know that makes me odd. As nobody else really likes music but i consider myself a pioneer of sorts. Anyhow, i think this whole music thing is going to catch on huge one day. Remember who told you that. You heard it here first!!!
