I'd like to meet:
do we have a history? do you enjoy cinematic adventures? are you a reasonably intelligent human being currently breathing? Are you capable of intelligible conversation via speaking and/or typing? Do you have the ability to let it all hang out if needs be? Is it your turn? Can you recognize my headline?
If you or anyone you know can answer yes to at least two of these questions, have them contact me immediately, unless I've already blocked them, in which case, stick their head in an elephant's ass, or yours if you're like that!Here's a recent note: SPAMMERS BEWARE! I report EVERYTHING! That said, anyone legit can contact me, as I am always open to meeting new and interesting people. I don't have any SMS accounts(other than MySpace IM) but _add_ me and we can talk in some fashion.
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What Natural DISASTER are you?
An Epidemic n. An outbreak of a contagious disease that spreads rapidly and widely. A rapid spread, growth, or development: an unemployment epidemic. You are infectious! You know what you want and you're not afraid to go for it. you live outside society's standards. hell yes!
What Kind of Apocalypse Are You?
Nuclear Haulocaust Educated and forward-thinking, you probably saw all the signs pointing to a NUCLEAR HAULOCAUST. You are well-educated and probably a socially conscious, responsible person who is aware of the dangers of the world. The world needs more vigilant people like you in it, but of course you already knew that.
Zombie Survival Quiz
Champion Congratulations! You defeated the onslaught of corpses thanks to your knowledge of survival, and superior logic. After spending 10 - 20 years in complete isolation, your group will explore again to find that future generations will turn to people like you to rebuild society.
What crazy weapon are you?
Axe The AXE.. Your crazy i mean, your a freaking axe.. Chopping someone up into litlle pieces is waht they would use you for.. If i was a guy getting chased with an axe id be screaming and crying like a lil baby.. Your fucking crazy!!!
Which Political Assassin are you?
John Wilkes Booth You are John Wilkes Booth, the man who shot president Lincoln! You were an actor who loved the American south during the American Civil War. You shot Lincoln as he and his wife attended the play Our American Cousin at Ford's Theatre. Before you could be tried, you were shot to death in a warehouse. Many conspiracy theories remain about the south being behind you and the assassination.
Your Personality Is Like Alcohol
You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You could be a pretty bad driver at times, and you're dancing could also use a little work!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
Your Linguistic Profile:
40% General American English
20% Upper Midwestern
15% Dixie
15% Yankee
10% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your Aura is Orange
You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself.
Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge.
The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it.
Famous oranges include: Timothy Leary, David Blaine, Tony Hawk, Carey Hart
Careers for you to try: Snowboarder, Circus Performer, Undercover Agent
What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Are 84% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy.
Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 88% Brutally Honest
The truth hurts, especially when it comes from you.
You don't mince words, and you probably take this result as a huge complement.
How Brutally Honest Are You?
You Are: 60% Dog, 40% Cat
You are a nice blend of cat and dog.
You're playful but not too needy. And you're friendly but careful.
And while you have your moody moments, you're too happy to stay upset for long.
Are You More Cat or Dog?
You Are 48% Cynical
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.
How Cynical Are You?
Your EQ is 120
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your ass.
What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?
You Are a Jam Cookie
On the outside, you project a straight-laced, innocent vibe.
But on the inside, you're complex, exotic, and full of flavor.
What Kind of Cookie Are You?
Mickey Z
People Iced: Thirteen
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon Shank
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Jack Hammer
Get Your HITMAN Name
You are... Jack the Ripper!
Which classic horror-character are you?
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My score on The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test :
Satan
(You scored 60% Pride, 57% Envy, 70% Ambition, and 57% Deceitfulness!)
You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don’t know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you "The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn’t just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt. God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you—envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you’ve been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.
Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)
Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)
Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)
Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)
High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)
High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)
Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)
High
Level 7 (Violent)
Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)
Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)
Moderate Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
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You Are 39% Feminine, 61% Masculine
You are in touch with your masculine side.
You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved.
Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart!
Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
Ass, gas, or grass - no one rides for free
What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
