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About Me

i'd like to think that at the end of the day, i can say i'm a good person. and mean it. the rest is just a distraction.
if you'd like to be distracted, i'm fun.
i'm sweet.
i laugh inappropriately.
i've been accused of "smartassery."
i like people who waste time with romance.
i like people who talk because they have something to say.
i love animals. and not just because they're tasty.
i'm a chef, so i like to feed people.
that's all i've got right now.
J oyful
A ttractive
C ool
Q uotable
U ltimate
E nlightened
L ovely
I ndependent
N otorious
E vil
Analyze your own name!
dave grohl puts it best:
i'm the voice inside your head
you refuse to hear
i'm the face that you have to face
mirrored in your stare
i'm what's left,
i'm what's right
i'm the enemy
i'm the hand that will take you down
bring you to your knees
so who are you?

My Interests

..laughter, hugs, happiness, feeding ducks, kicking ducks, taking pictures with ducks, sea creatures, the colts, football in general, espn, playing cards, perfume, piano, dreams, psychology, astrology, going to the zoo, being cold, being hot, smiling, anything i dont know about, snow, sleeping too much, not sleeping at all, driving, making fun of people, laughing at myself, cleaning, synchronized swimming, swimming, fluffy socks, the smell of clean laundry, the clouds, the sky right before it pours, lightning, thunder, crazy people, getting mail, sushi, rice, spicy food, not owning a tv, music, dancing like you've lost your mind, handcuffs, bondage, satin, motorcycles, driving too fast, long sunday drives, alligators, movies about conspiracies, books, taco bell, the government, natural law, the present

I'd like to meet:

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anyone. men AND women. especially people who think the following is funny:

a.i.m. bellameri7

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Spiders on Drugs...
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Music:

..I love a lot of everything.
But if I were stuck on an island for a couple years with the entire collections of four musicians?

FOREIGNER!

guns n roses

aerosmith

frank sinatra

billy joel

Movies:

..anything that makes me laugh. anything with a good sex scene and a nice car chase. fight scenes. insane special effects. shock value horror.

Television:

..DEXTER! (the serial killer, not the cartoon). family guy. friends. stand up comedy. football with friends. weeds. californication.

Books:

..Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Stephen White, James Patterson, Dan Brown, Salvador DalÃ, Mel Ramos, Aldous Huxley, William Shakespeare, Wally Lamb, Ender's Game (the whole series, actually), The Little Match Girl - Hans Christian Andersen, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, the Bible, The Fourth Estate, The Bourne Identity series, Jurassic Park, Congo, Random Robin Cook, Chuck Palahniuk, Jane Eyre, White Noise - Don DeLillo, Jackdaws - Ken Follett, all Shakespeare, Reader's Digest, Maxim, Time, People, Fortune, PC World (shut up.), www.bostonglobe.com, Range of Motion, random books by Fannie Flagg, any historical fiction, any true crime, any books about disease... i read. voraciously. the fact that I just used "voraciously" to describe my reading habit should tell you something. if you don't know what "voraciously" means, you may want to leave me alone. remember, discretion is the better part of valor.

Heroes:

..Axl Rose.

My Blog

little vacations...

so, being that i got three days off work cause of my wrist, now i'm getting two more days off cause i normally have two days off a week. so basically, by thursday, i will have had six days off cause ...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:36:00 PST

happy update.

great job. great family. great boyfriend. great friends. thats pretty much all you need to know if you don't care. no new tattoos (the swan is the last one so far), a couple new piercings. totally sp...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:03:00 PST

update 3/26/08

i got a new job. i work as a cook at Longhorn Steakhouse out in short pump. getting this job enabled me to quit my two jobs. niiiiice, right? :) i’d say come visit but you won’t see me...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST

i’m feeling

a hell of a lot better about my life/things.unsure why.but it's good to feel better.i was craving ice cream today. so i bought the almost fat free ice cream cone at the grocery store. it was deliciou...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 09:11:00 PST

hello nazi....

so, for my roommates birthday, we went to a club. i don't do clubs. anyone who knows me, knows that. that's how much i love my roomie.it's military fashion show night. they do themes every friday. ...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST

the glad/sad game

things i'm happy about:1. the giants won the super bowl2. the patriots lost the super bowl3. i still have both my jobs, car, family4. i'll be able to start going back to the gym soon5. i had chocolate...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:17:00 PST

STRESS!

no money. injured FROM WORK....so they're like, if you don't work 35 hours a week, you lose your health insurance... i'm like FUCKING I CAN'T WORK 35 HOURS A WEEK BECAUSE I GOT INJURED, HERE. boyfri...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:39:00 PST

fuck today.

bad stuff:it was rainy, my stomach hurt, my boss was sick, i had to make a thousand (literally) cookies, i had to make cheese, and the kitchen was all flooded and stuff.good stuff: i got free chick fi...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:56:00 PST

quizlets.

Your Deadly SinsEnvy: 40%Greed: 40%Lust: 40%Pride: 40%Sloth: 40%Wrath: 20%Gluttony: 0%Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%You will die in a duel.How Sinful Are You?and this one is obviously wrong: Your resul...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:35:00 PST

new year/mystery of the phone

why am i so unexcited about new years? normally i'm all pumped, ready to go, full of promise and thrill... but i'm just kind of...eh. it makes me a little sad that i'm losing my enthusiasm for thing...
Posted by .J.A.C.Q.U.E.L.I.N.E. on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 04:37:00 PST