Neil Gaiman. Michael Chabon. The guy who invented chili. I really like chili.
If you like the clips you'll love the movie.
HERE'S THE OPENING SEQUENCE.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
KIRK CAMERON AND RAY COMFORT ARE GOING TO SAVE US ALL!!!
(this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen)
A few of the salient points (brought to us by dirtygreek.org):
- Neanderthal man was actually a skeleton of an old man with arthritis.
- Kirk meets an orangutan and shows that he can make the same facial expressions, but explains that this doesn't mean that we evolved from apes.
- They say that they're going to interview people who are strong believers in evolution and that "they'll start out acting like they're experts, but they'll end up saying things like "I don't have all the information." Who do they interview? Teenagers on the street.
- One of these "experts" speculates that the big bang happened because of "maybe an asteroid from another planet that had the same thing happen to it."
- They ask the kids if the first creature that came out of the water onto land had lungs or gills, and how it breathed under water with lungs then walked out onto land or breathed out of water with gills. IT HAD BOTH.
- They claim that evolutionists think that we're not much more intelligent than apes, and to prove this, they take the orangutan to lunch at a restaurant and show that it doesn't have good table manners.
YUP. MIKE SEAVER. TAKE A LOOK.
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How fucking cool is Youtube! I haven't seen this clip in years. Axl Rose, where have you gone?
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