lmfao. |
what a lazy goddamned blogger, eh? what has it been, six or seven years? i'm not even sure i remember how to type. in my lazy-ass defense, i've been watching msnbc every second of the day i'm not chai...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:07:00 GMT |
filthy little horndog. |
apparently my image needs some fine-tuning.i had a date last night, and in the week leading up to this glorious, unprecedented event, everyone and his uncle said, after giving their congratulations an...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 12:32:00 GMT |
come again? yes, please! |
i'm so stoked.aside from being the regular kind of whore, i also happen to be a huge mac whore. (i totally almost wrote "big mac whore," but then i envisioned that fat girl porn where chicks moan and ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:42:00 GMT |
wrinkled body shots. |
over the last couple weeks, i've gone out every single night. because i hate having food in my refrigerator and paying my rent on time. going out is fun. drinking is awesome. and talking shit about pe...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:24:00 GMT |
i see london. |
jeez, i have diarrhea of the blog this week. blah blah blah i'm so funny blah.really, there is nothing on earth better than shopping for new underwear. well...maybe putting them on for the first time ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:58:00 GMT |
superfan. |
i know what a pick and roll is, okay?and my fantasy football team did really well a couple seasons ago. shut up. i won forty bucks.there are two types of sports fans. those who run, jump, throw, catch...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
oh, the interwebs we weave. |
i'm totally embracing this turning thirty thing. maybe it's because i still have a year and a half to go, but i like to think it's because i'm anxious to be older and wiser. no one ever tells you a go...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:54:00 GMT |
fuck me like a homo. |
i know you whores have missed me, but i was sick and in the hospital. more on that some other time, when i feel like using my misery to make people kill themselves. i feel like spreading some sunshine...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
when are you due? |
seven or eight years ago (so...back when i was a toddler, of course) i took a series of courses to get certified in graphic design. i was already working for mel full time making totally riveting food...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:41:00 GMT |
oh, chivalry! |
if i ever saw a man lay his coat over a puddle for a woman to walk across it my heart would literally stop beating inside my chest and i would drop dead in the street.i just came home from a movie+i a...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:40:00 GMT |
