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JillymacK

dude, where's my car?

About Me

There was a famous Chinese artist who painted dragons without eyes. When asked why, he said, with eyes they would "break through the wall and fly away."Usually I love talking about myself, but in this space it seems pompous. I hate other people who love to talk about themselves, so I guess I'm a hypocrit. I can't spell hypocrit and I'm too lazy to look it up.

My Interests

acuPUNKture, ACUpuncture, pugs/ella, bicycles/motorcycles, painting/paintings/painters, traveling, antiques and other old things like old buildings and especially old dogs, proper espresso, quixotic, absconding, religous icons and superstitious charms, ripe avocados,

I'd like to meet:

your mom.

Music:

pixies, breeders, jesus and mary chain, jane's addiction, the roots, pixies, mazzy star, my morning jacket, sigur ros, the cure, white stripes, G'n'R, YYYs, the PIXIES, the cars, summer wardrobe, ella fitzgerald, sunkil moon, art brut, stereo total, the prototypes, amy winehouse, lily allen, i love you but i've chosen malt liquor

Movies:

sin city, big lebowski, princess bride, the goonies, the science of sleep, breakfast at tiffany's

Television:

some day hopefully

Books:

the velveteen rabbit

Heroes:

peggy gugenheim, my dog ella, coco channel, flappers like zelda sayre and clara bow, ANYONE who makes me laugh

My Blog

Days 8-17 of My Captivity

Days 8-17 Of My Captivity (more random entries in no order)Tuesday night was a massage therapist's birthday, so the spa manager, took us all to "dining". That's the proper guest dining room with actu...
Posted by JillymacK on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:43:00 PST

Day 1-7 of my captivity

Greetings from hell, I mean home: my life on the high seas and the low ports.It's been a week! I finally feel my mood stabilizing. Everything has been overwhelming, but I want share my experiences. Le...
Posted by JillymacK on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST

NYC and Trannies

One of the many great things about hanging out in NY is that if you are there long enough, you will eventually see a tranny that looks like an ex. This can bring you great joy! Especially if it's not ...
Posted by JillymacK on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST

Where in the World Is Jill Marie?

6-Month Itinerary! Once again a large portion of my life has been planned out by a larger corporation.For all you Jill Fans out there. Come Visit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can potentially have one day off e...
Posted by JillymacK on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:34:00 PST

Adios Tejas

I've packed up and I'm leaving town Wed morning, and driving to CT to store my possessions with mom and pop! :) :(I took a 6-month contract on a Royal Caribbean Cruise ship called "Grandeur of the Sea...
Posted by JillymacK on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

Pros and Cons

Facial Swelling:+ people feel sorry for you, and cannot say no, you can get them to do anything for you... give you the best seats at the ballet, a back massage, soup, drive you around, etc...+ people...
Posted by JillymacK on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:06:00 PST

avacados

if eating bad avacados is lethal, then i'm dead.
Posted by JillymacK on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:48:00 PST

bipolars

wilb88 (7:27:31 PM): my love wilb88 (7:27:45 PM): my little cheese danish wilb88 (7:27:56 PM): my turtle dove wilb88 (7:31:32 PM): whore
Posted by JillymacK on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 06:46:00 PST

waitress RANTS

Waiting tables in a pseudo-upscale hotel restaurant is really biting. we offer pathetically average food at extortionate prices. im sorry, i would not eat here. i did not create the menu and i do not ...
Posted by JillymacK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happiness

is a freshly paved desert highway, with a wingman, on a sunny december day.
Posted by JillymacK on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST