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Ashley

Baby if you strip you could get a tip cuz I like you just the way you are

About Me

For those who don't know me or don't know me well, I'll try to condense in a nutshell.....I am often guilty of making EXTREMELY cheesy jokes. I can't help it. They just come out before I even think about it. My roommate describes me as "crazy" because I love to sing karaoke and to dance my ass off even when stone cold sober. I get ridiculously excited about little tiny small things. The latest reeeeeeally exciting thing I've found is that mechanical colored pencils exist. I suppose that also points out that I can be a huge nerd because I use the mechanical colored pencils at work......Oh and I have discovered that I laugh pretty loud. And I laugh a lot. I like way too much stuff to list, so I won't try. Oh and my friends are pretty freaking awesome. Love you guys! :)

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Colorado pictures!
Your Birthdate: December 2
You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense.
You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends.
Warm and caring, it's hard for you to close your heart to anyone.
Affection is like air for you - you need to give and receive it to survive.
Your strength: Your universal compassion
Your weakness: Your unpredictable mood swings
Your power color: Mauve
Your power symbol: Butterfly
Your power month: February What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are a Classic Martini
You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.
You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!
Your ideal party: Has a real bartender. But no one mixes a better drink than you.
Your drinking soulmates: those with a Chocolate Martini personality
Your drinking rivals: those with a Margarita Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
You give and take equally in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?
Your Hair Should Be Red
Passionate, fiery, and sassy.
You're a total smart aleck who's got the biggest personality around. What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?
Oh my gosh......pumpkin pie is my FAVORITE!!!!! :)
You Are Pumpkin Pie
You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special What Kind of Pie Are You?

My Interests

Working out--hiking, swimming, biking (not downhill!), yoga, general cardio, and lifting weights. I can't wait to travel the world. Western Europe and New Zealand are at the top of my list. Skydiving is like THE coolest thing I have ever done, and I can't wait to jump again. I love puppies, reading, theatre, music, art, dancing, dressing up, and martinis.

You Belong in London
You belong in London, but you belong in many cities... Hong Kong, San Francisco, Sidney. You fit in almost anywhere.
And London is diverse and international enough to satisfy many of your tastes. From curry to Shakespeare, London (almost) has it all! What European City Do You Belong In?

You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Gwen Stefani, my one and only woman crush

Music:

Too much to list.....

Your Stripper Song Is
The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang

"Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about"

When it comes to dancing, you let your freak flag fly! What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

I'm such a movie buff that answering this question could take months

Television:

Desperate Housewives, The O.C., Grey's Anatomy, Lost, and Nip/Tuck are my MUST sees. My favorite classic is Seinfeld.

Books:

Tess of the D'urbervilles, Jane Eyre, any Jane Austen novel, any Oscar Wilde play, almost anything Shakespeare, and.....Harry Potter!

Heroes:

The pizza delivery guy who doesn't forget parmesan and red peppers.

You Are 52% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

My Blog

These are a few of my favorite things....

In the spirit of Christmas I decided to talk about a few of my favorite things (why is that a Christmas song?  b/c it talks about brown paper packages tied up with string?  I don't get it) ....
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:58:00 PST

20-hour work day and other ramblings

The stats......yesterday I worked from 9 a.m. to 5 a.m.  I would have been at work earlier, but my 7 mile commute took me an hour due to flooded roads.  Came home, slept an hour and 15 minut...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:41:00 PST

Wanna understand my job?

So this article might explain some stuff to you non-auditors out there.....it's from http://www.thebullpenreport.net/main/issues/2006-03-28/3.htm   Volume 3, Issue 2. March 28, 2006 Study:...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Check this out.......

According to a Maui News article, this is the cheapest house on the market right now in Maui.....would you pay $499,000 for this?  I sure as hell wouldn't!  It's even in a crappy part of the...
Posted by Ashley on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST

Adieu adieu to yu and yu and yu....GoodBYEEEEE

So peeps.....be happy for me.  I will be in Snowmass/Aspen, CO for the next two weeks.  Plans..... Hiking, rock climbing, biking, and other really fun outdoor activities. Concerts!  I'm...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:31:00 PST

Look at me!! Look at me!!

Oh my gosh!!!!  So I'm trying to study but I'm just too excited.....I am done with school in four days!    I'm about to pop I'm so ecstatic.  The only things I have left to do to e...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

You wonder why I left Hawaii?

Here is one reason why I left.......here are some excerpts from a recent article in the Maui News.  And don't forget...on top of these ridiculous housing costs, a gallon of milk costs about $7.&n...
Posted by Ashley on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

I should be studying.....

Survey!  Yessssssssss Where did you take your default photo?At a Halloween party at someone's house Who is the first & second person on your top 8?Ray and Sam?  It's really in no order s...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:54:00 PST

pathetic!!!

Oh wow I have got to be the laziest girl EVER this week.....this is absolutely ridiculous.  I have done nothing except sit on my ass and watch t.v. and read magazines.  Pathetic.  I am ...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:20:00 PST

monday

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.... Yeah I didn't get shit done this weekend.  Except....I had THE best date of my entire freakin life on Saturday night.  Ray & I celebr...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:00:00 PST