Hey there!My name is April, and I am a Senior in college. I am too much fun for a 4.0, yet too smart for a 2.0! I really enjoy life to its fullest! I go to parties, clubs, amusement parks, movies, foreign countries, shops, my friend's place etc. I have a wild side to me! I love new adventures! Road trips RULE!! I would love to go sky diving, rock climbing, river rafting, jet skiing, para-sailing, etc. Unfortunately, I have only been able to go bungee jumping so far! I am an extremely busy person who uses ever bit of my 24 hours and then some. I probably average 6 hours of sleep on a good nite, but usually end up with only 2 or 3 hours. If I'm not at school or working at one of my two jobs, I'm on a date or out with my best friends. DDR and Karaoke are probably my two favorite pasttime hobbies lately, and I'm starting to take Cardio kickboxing classes which I really enjoy. I love to drink, but I'm not a lush. My favorite drink would be a Cherry Ameretto Sour...Mmmmmmmmm..Yummy! My friends describe me as a very sarcastic, funny, sweet, crazy, outgoing and lovable person. I love meeting new people, so please chat me up sometime! I might not write back to you immediately considering my schedule, but I will try to get to you whenever I am on and have some time :o) ....~April:o)
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is traditional. Without saying anything, both of you communicate with your hearts.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MY FAVORITE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS..THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!~Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?!? *My absolute favorite!!*If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?Why didn't Luke Skywalker tell Darth Vader to turn to the light side of the Force?If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?Could someone ever get addicted to counseling?
If so, how could you treat them?If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?Did Adam and Eve have navels?If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president?Do siamese (conjoined at some part of the body) twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?Does the President have to pay taxes?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?If ignorance is bliss, why arent more people happy?Why does the label on childrens Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?Is French kissing in France just called kissing?How come, in the Mini Wheats commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheats has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldnt people aim for their head or crotch?How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put
them at the end of the bathrooms ?Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?What happens when you say hi to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?Which way does a compass point in space?Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!Why does Donald Duck put on a towel after getting out of the shower, yet he never wears pants?!?How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?How come it was called the Cosby Show when Billy Cosby's character was named Heathcliff Huxtible?Can blind people see their dreams?Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist?Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?If The Flintstones were Before Christ and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
