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the Little Floaty Thing

...Score... - Abraham Lincoln

About Me

I'm the patron saint of StupidSpace! HEIL!

I'm emma. hi.

Currently, my main goal in life is to become as adept at speaking the german language as former president John F. Kennedy.

but i'd settle for schwarzenegger .

Pleasantries aside, I could be your buddy. I promise to love and cherish you in sickness AND in health. But if you're sick, i will ask you to stay at least three feet away from me for epidemiological reasons.

And if you hadn't noticed, I'm at boarding school in Michigan right now.

If you had noticed, please consider writing me. I swear I carry on a mean correspondence.I love you and miss you. no lies. SO DO IT.

Emma Silverblatt

Cranbrook Schools

Kingswood Campus

P.O. Box 801

Bloomfield Hills, Michigan

48303-0801

I like:

  • You, my good fellow.
  • Changing religions.
  • Going to shows.
  • Doing things that are bad for my health.
  • Dead baby jokes are always good.
  • Ouija boards.
  • Smart people/people with money: Be my friend, please
  • FUN FACT! I'm ridiculously afraid of the dark.

    So I bet you're pretty sweet.... my aim is theOpticalSewer

    MyGen Profile Generator Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band

    Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: The Shins

    Are you male or female:: Girl on the Wing

    Describe yourself:: Mine's Not a High Horse

    How do some people feel about you:: Weird Divide

    How do you feel about yourself:: Young Pilgrim

    Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: Caring is Creepy

    Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend:: Gone for Good

    Describe where you want to be:: Pressed in a Book

    Describe what you want to be:: The Gloating Sun

    Describe how you live:: One by One all Day

    Describe how you love:: Kissing the Lipless

    Share a few words of wisdom: Know your Onion!

    My Interests

    elitist pricks, studying oppressive communist regimes, contracting diseases and mental disorders, government conspiracies (so what if i invented them?)....other such nonsense...

    I'd like to meet:

    I love to meet people.or just Space Ghosti am an indie snob!

    How indie are you? test by ridethefader
    You're just too cool for school, aren't you? You're pretty narrow minded and opinionated with regards to music (and probably most other things as well). But you're allowed to be, because you really are better than everyone else. You take pride in obscurity. You probably prefer vinyl too, you elitist bitch.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
    Which Tim Burton character are you?
    Lydia Deitz
    You're such a dark, angsty teenager.

    Click Here to Take This Quiz
    Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --

    Music:

    The Beatles, The Shins, Karl Blau, Andrew Bird, The Books, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Nada Surf, Broken Social Scene, Of Montreal, The Buzzcocks, The Ponys, Elliott Smith, Animal Collective , Sondre Lerche, Joanna Newsome, Skygreen Leopards, Roué, The Unicorns, The Fruit Bats, The Velvet Underground, Spoon, Greg Ashley , The Gris Gris, Steve Malkmus, Pavement, Enon, Sunny Day Real Estate, Starlight Mints, Sloan, Panda Bear, Devendra Banhart, Dungen, Deerhoof, The Decemberists, Trail of Dead, The Constantines, Guided by Voices, Mercury Rev, Les Savy Fav, Modest Mouse, Polaris, Yo la Tengo..... ..... ....

    Movies:

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Requiem for a Dream. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. High Fidelity. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Donnie Darko. Fight Club Cry Baby. Girl Interrupted. Mars Attacks Tim Burton anything.

    Television:

    Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Harvey Birdman, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Pete & Pete. It's all so brilliant.

    Books:

    Atlas Shrugged, A Clockwork Orange, The Communist Manifesto, all Kurt Vonnegut. All Chuck Palahnuik. Jack Kerouac. The all time greatest auto-biography: Cash by Johnny Cash. If I put Lord of the Rings, does that make me a loser? good.

    Heroes:

    The incorrigible lads of Monty Python. Anyone with musical talent. Andy Warhol Salvador Dali. Your maternal chromosome donor.

    My Blog

    Psycho Killer

    EFF.WHY.EYE. ::: this is the product placement blog. the subliminal advertising is calculated to affect your puny will power. BUY BUY BUY. with that said....   so i hate the phrase " Li...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

    whining.

    Retrospect: Since I hit the reset button: New school, new friends, new life. Feels like it wasn't for me to choose. A force of nature shook me to pieces and left some other hermit crab life form to ...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:18:00 PST

    es

    What is it about the wave in the chips that make them so much better? I woke up this morning with a bad hangover. and my penis was missing.but then i remembered i didn't have one.You know what? Today ...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

    The Native American.

      {ASIDE: Why am I completely unable to focus my thoughts? without something else diffusing? It's an even exchange I guess.} I'm studying history. And I feel my native american blood a-...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:15:00 PST

    around the world in 800 words. or less.

      Topic: The United States of America. This country just isn't doing it for me. And no, i'm not naive enough to think somewhere else would be better. but still. I've been perusing the globe...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:52:00 PST

    tiny thoughts.

    I'll go fast. break it down for you. Hate: 1. financial difficulties 2. defecation [is a waste of YOUR time! fight the power] 3. while i was away, my mother got old. it's only been two months. i want ...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:16:00 PST

    strange geometry

    I'm feeling uncharacteristically serious and writing like some sort of encyclopedia. it's sad and it's sick. speaking of illness.How 'bout a story? So. this summer/last summer/july, whatever, I began ...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

    Dear Outside World. (6 days until triumphant return.)

    "This is not religion! It's MATH CLASS! I'm not gonna tell you the Truth!" i didn't say that. you didn't either. but i liked it. the same way i like my coffee. no. make that teachers. we spe...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

    Ch--ch-ch-changes. goddamn sentimentalist.

    Alright. let's face it. i'm leaving. we know, right? old news that we knew. how bout some new news currently unknown to us, you say? well. here's some. i came to terms with this. i accept it. i don't ...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST

    the dream is over!

    do so many people usually write about dreams and the supernatural in their myspace blogs that it is necessary to have a category? and i KNOW no one's doing news and politics up in here. that is so rid...
    Posted by the Little Floaty Thing on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST