What the hell am I doing here. No body ever reads this Sh!!t. Besides i'm in a relationship, doesn't that mean I shouldn't be trying to meet chickies onLine. Yes, I am participating in a cultural evolution in which some geek or group of geeks come up with yet another brilliant scheme to make money from the "MAN" the advertising agencies of profitless, fly-by-night-uber-shady-companies. Who's main goal is to get you to click on their pointless banner so you can browse through their pointless site to by something you never knew you needed in the first place. On top of it all, I'm not like the rest of you who have taken on cubical jobs and are bored out of your skulls so you can spend your paid hours behind some temporary beige walls, soaking up the florecent rays. I should be outside in the freezing cold winter of san francisco, chewing my way through the fog so I can make my yoga class after I stop for a cup of soy-venti-caramel-fudgemochachino-nowhip in two cups hoold the mayo. Yeah I'd like to meet people, but I'd also like to shake their hand, look them in the eyes and exchange a friendly smile. Here's an excercise for those sitting in a cube right now staring at this. Go to your coworker and ask them the following questions while maintaining real interest and sincere gratitude for your incredible ability to breath air and pump blood through your veins. GASP, THUMP, YOU ARE ALIVE!!!
Questions. 1. what was it like growing up? 2. What most interests you about yourself? 3. what thoughts fill your mind when you close your eyes for 60 seconds? 4. would you rather be known for your character or your achievements? 5. If you were writing the original ten commandments what would they be? 6. If there was one question I could ask in which you would not want to answer, what would it be?
Oh, god, that was so heady. What was I thinking when I wrote that 2 years ago. So if I were to revisit this question, Who would I like to meet? i'd say, "a living saint" I'd like to meet a living saint. And just sit with him/her. That would be nice.