I married a Succubus!

You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)
Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic
What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays
Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. What Song Should You Strip To?
You Are 36% Abnormal
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?What shall i say about me,,, HUmmm? Of course you can tell i am a big hellraiser fan,,, one day i am going to find a magical box and become Pinhead's squire,,, trust me. I know i don't look like Brad Pitt or Jim Morrison but i sure as hell don't look like no HUMPBACK. I have my good days where i think i look really good, and then i have the days where i wonder why my dog even sleeps in the same room as me. And sometimes I get off track and go out on a tangent,, but hey noones perfect. Well now that that tangent is out of my system,,,, AIM Gaugedtozer0. I have had an interesting life and I feel that I am a better person for the things that I have survived, but I am not controled by the things that have happened. I am not molded by the things that have happened to me but by the way I let those things affect me,, thats the secret to life. You can't blame your hardships or shortcoming on the things that happen to you but by how you take them. But when you hit rock bottom, remember it can only go up unless you are a negative person,, then you can always dig a dipper hole to crawl in.
Your Penis Name Is...
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You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?How kinky are you?
My Results:
You're a nympho!
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Do you ever think about anything else but sex? You love getting down and dirty. Sex is on your mind 24/7. You want sex right now but instead you're on MySpace. What is wrong with you?
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