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About Me


"I move through the days like a severed head finishes a sentance." - Amy Hempel
.. .. .. .. .. ..I like things that make me feel like I'm going to puke...Except hemorrhoids. Those actually make me puke.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

mike patton, frank zappa, philip k dick, flannery o'conner, takashi miike...someone online who shares the same interests as me

A Night at Sarah Palin's

http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/09/09/a-night-at-sarah-p alins-home-5433-charging-taxpayers-for-it-priceless/

Fiscal Responsibility at its best.

My Blog

Substance 5

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Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 18:07:00 GMT

the memphis airport...

Reeks Of Bbq Sauce. When I Exited The Plane I Actually Had To Breath Through My Shirt For A Time Until My Nose Adjusted. When I Say "Reeked" I Mean I Dryheaved On Impact. They Really Should Warn You- ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:09:00 GMT

Substance 4


Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 14:59:00 GMT

Madonna

Can we talk about her for a minute? I mean, I knew she was kind of a nutbag, but I guess I haddn't realized just how out of control she really is now. We got a new TV, and frankly everything looks lik...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:13:00 GMT

Ich nehme es.

Why do I constantly feel the need to buy things? Today I bought three magazines just because I was standing in  line too long at walgreens. I also bought a package of chapsticks, two packs o...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:31:00 GMT

YEY im off probation

which is SOOOO GREAT, you dont even know. for the last five years  ive been completly entangled in three different courts (in three different cunts) and now im free!!! fucking mother fucking FREE...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 16:33:00 GMT

i just realized..

i dont have any friends that read. wtf? does ANYONE read anymore? and how did i become friends with all these people that have ultra-shitty interests? who actually likes placebo, and american beauty, ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:21:00 GMT

it rubs the lotion on its skin

ive gotten alot of slack latey, for some reason, about the fact that i havnt posted a blog in a while...so i thought id just go ahead and get it over with. nothing really that interesting to say, just...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 18:29:00 GMT

for people who play WoW

angwe is a legendshit talkinnext on the list is something that actually made me choke when i read it. (see: "gold farmer" picture10 player archetypes that make up the barren husks of human matter behi...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 04:24:00 GMT

my new favorite movie

bareback mountain i could swear this movie was directed by trey parker and matt stone... if they eat any pudding i swear to god ill just die.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:33:00 GMT