Power of 4-- KIS! |
Today I tried to sound smart and use a big word.It didn't work.So from now on I am sticking to words that have 4 letters:fuckshit (poop)cuntslutbuttplug...to name a few.Or 4 syllables:mother fuckerpen...
Posted by Oriana on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:03:00 PST |
Not that you care but... |
I just got back not too long ago from Merida, Mexico and fell in love. Minus the fact that they aren't exactly vegetarian friendly, I absolutely love it there. The architecture is gorgeous, the c...
Posted by Oriana on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST |
listen |
Will you live to 83?Will you ever welcome me?Will you show me something that nobody else has seen?Smoke it, drinkHere comes the floodAnything to thin the bloodThese corrosives do their magic slowly an...
Posted by Oriana on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:12:00 PST |
Sex and the clergy and rabbits |
Today I discovered that women typically reach their sexual maturity at the age of 23, while in men this typically occurs at age 19. In uncovering this tidbit, one infinitesimal piece of the puzzl...
Posted by Oriana on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST |
Crossroads |
How fucking cool would it be to just, like, quit our jobs and buy a hooptie and just hit the road, man, you know, drive across the country, meeting people, seeing the world, getting away from all this...
Posted by Oriana on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:56:00 PST |
My anole |
My anole, Tonya, is dying of old age. She can't move, let alone even open her eyes, and her breathing is insanely shallow, and yet she's still hanging on. I keep picking her up to hold her and she tur...
Posted by Oriana on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST |
Ambien is my friend... |
Just stating the facts...
What a nice day and I'm stuck inside serving ice cream from 2:30-11. If you love me, contribute to the ever-growing line of fat asses forming onto the Union Avenue sidewalks....
Posted by Oriana on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST |
Cop Chase |
So, the other night Glenn and I went on a cop chase, as in we chased a cop car. In his Eclipse. Highbeaming him and following his ass. Pretty ironic considering Glenn is usually getting chased by a co...
Posted by Oriana on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:29:00 PST |
Holy Moses |
So, here I am. Sitting on my ass perusing Retard Space while listening to Elton John's Greatest Hits. And singing along. It doesn't get much more loserish than this.
Posted by Oriana on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:21:00 PST |
"I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad... |
The drems in which I'm dying are the best I've ever have."
Damn, that is the best remake of any song in any scene of any movie ever.
Today entails: work, Jen's, some of P-town's finest,&nb...
Posted by Oriana on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:10:00 PST |
