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I'm cute? No shit.

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My Interests

Football and Porno and books about WAR...

I'd like to meet:

these girls...
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Music:

Papa Roach, Lenny Kravitz, Prince, Sam Cooke, Al Green, LLCoolJ, Jay-Z, Linkin Park, Operation Ivy, Early Metallica (pre Black Album anything else sux ass!!!) Elvis, Elvis Costello, Smashing Pumpkins, Jane's Addiction, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Daniel Beddingfield, Fat Boy Slim, the Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, the Chemical Brothers, Testament, Guns N Roses, Violent Femmes and general Sad Bastard Music are the soundtrack of my life!!!

Movies:

Scarface "Let me introduce you to my little friend!" Up in Smoke "You mean we're smokin' Dog Shit Man?" Pulp Fiction "Pork Chops Taste Good! Bacon Tastes Good!" The Incredibles " What's the worst that can happen? We're Superheroes." GalaxyQuest "Let's run before something eats Guy!" Star Trek 5 "Rotten Klingon Bastards Killed My Son!"

Television:

Gotta love CSI the original Las Vegas Show no one can touch Grisham he's the man.Love to watch Average Joe... what is more real than a totally Smokin chick dissing the nerd with a heart of gold for the Jock with nothing but and empty head and an oversized jockstrap. Drama!!!Love American Frickin Idol! Karaoke like it should be... nationally televised so that every off key note can be heard by the entire country. Yeah Baby!!!Used to Love Will & Grace even though the show has jumped the shark since Grace got married... at the center of it all we all want what we just can't have. It would be just my luck that my perfect soulmate would be Gayer than Tinky Winky.

Books:

Bridge to Terabithia - Young Adult Book a great read if your going to the 5th grade.Interview with the Vampire- Possibly the Gayest book i've ever read!Variations- hehehe had to read this periodical to prove i wasn't gay.American Psycho- Possibly the Sickest Shit ever put to print!My Secret Garden - Possibly the Hottest shit put to print!Kama Sutra - Hey, it had Pictures in it!

Heroes:

Spiderman - costume rides up in the crotch area yet he still goes out to save the day... gotta love that about a hero.the X-Men - Nothing beats a group of heroes fighting for a world that doesn't accept them.Batman - Justice in a black cape. Fear and power in a Dark Knight gotta love that the darkness is held in check by his sense of Justice.My Dad - woke up every morning at 5am to feed, clothe and house me... Whats more heroic than that?

My Blog

The Death of Beatrice and Prince Charming

Women have a way of inspiring a man. I can only think that Paradise would not be so perfect if it were inhabited strictly by men. Had Adam not eaten the apple i think that Eden would suck balls. (lit...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:44:00 PST

My Jedi Power? My ability to turn people to the Darkside

its been a while since i last wrote anything on here. Until recently there was really nothing new to report. Hope you all like this little post about my misadventures in Paradise. Went out on Sunday n...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:11:00 PST

A Repost of the Hand Soap Argument with my ex... its a classic!

i had to repost this because MySpace only has just enough space to piss me off...to those of you who really know me, you might have seen recently that my status went through a little change from "Sing...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

$200 for a toilet seat? That better be one helluva toilet seat...

So there a little fact that i'd like to share with some folks that read my blogs. I am totally into chicks... Big surprise right? if you read the blog about the time when i first moved out of my house...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

Yet another reason why i may be going to hell....

hey folks! this one is yet another classic that i had to immortalize in Blog.... I am sure that by now you know that i used to torture my sister unendingly when i was younger... As i got older i ...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

Flight School... or the many reasons why my sister doesn't trust me... :)

My sister (Jay ewe any #2 on my top 8) trusts me about as far as she can throw me. I really don't blame her... But, C'mon! Look at this Face sis! would this face ever lie to you?! Don't answ...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:18:00 PST

The Power of the Poon...How it makes douchebags of us all

I am a Douchebag... i am that shitheel that holds a girl while she is crying on my shoulder, comforting her and consoling her as she slowly weeps about her current asshole boyfriend that she wis...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST

Game or get Played... (For 2 quarters)

This one is for my boy Wayne... Quite recently my boy Wayne (2 Quarters) had an unfortunate event with a Girl... And it goes a little something like this: Girl - "Hey playa, howcum you don't co...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

do you trust in him?

GOD has a plan for us all, i truly do believe that. Recent events have put that conviction to the test. i will admit that i pray for things in this life. For GOD is the source for all things and it is...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:21:00 PST

How does he do it?

There are several times when i get asked  "Shrimpy, How is it that you meet these bitches?" and i use the term bitches lightly, just in case any bitches are reading this blog. But seriously, i ge...
Posted by I'm cute? No shit. on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:05:00 PST