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the stylistics

brandonawesome

About Me

i really enjoy songs that include clapping, spelling, and ninja yells.

My Interests

pandas. sloths. singing. acting stupid. going to the gym. driving. sex. muscles. boys. girls. boys who look like girls. girls who look like boys. boys who look like girls who look like boys. MAC. ipod. laughing. jokes. winter. spring. cake. salami. baby animals.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has a connection to a panda. so i can hug it.

Television:

will and grace.

Books:

right now i'm reading over sea, under stone. its the hunt for the grail. it's really good. and i'm also reading memory and dreams, which is about isabella finding that whatever she paints becomes reality. very poetic and beautiful.

Heroes:

Classic Karen
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My Blog

crazy moms

ok so today my mom has one of her excellent quotes. and if you don't know my mother think a cross between karen from will and grace and debbie the crazy mother from queer as folk. yeah! anyway my brot...
Posted by the stylistics on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

a visual look at the life of yours truly

and then i threw up......
Posted by the stylistics on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

wundabar tres mois (wonderful three months)

''So I first met my boyfriend Brandon at the premiere of my movie Grace Haven back in March, and this weekend is our three month mark of being together. Sunday the 23rd, to be exact. He's incredible, ...
Posted by the stylistics on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:27:00 PST

my first orgasm!

well that's true and not true at the same time. firstly it's not true because i am a 22 year old male who does have a pretty powerful sex drive, but is true in that i had my first orgasm at the hands ...
Posted by the stylistics on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:19:00 PST

why, i actually DO like people with penises

well.. if you have read one of my previous blogs you would've read about my terribly unlucky streak of guys and you may have felt bad or you may not of, whatever, but it's broken in an awesome way. so...
Posted by the stylistics on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:18:00 PST

my birthday yo

hello everybody. just to be a reminder to everyone who forgot, my birthday is coming up (the 30th which is a sunday). so just want everyone to know, i want a surprise birthday, so i'll let everyo...
Posted by the stylistics on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST

i hate people with penises

well it's almost nine months since i've slept with anyone and i've realized why it's so. it's because there isn't anyone that's interesting and exciting. and i've gotten bored with all these guys and ...
Posted by the stylistics on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:04:00 PST

so i did my makeup cuz i was bored

yeah the title says it all.. i was supposed to go out on with one of my friends.. soooooooooooo.......... i did my makeup and was a dork in the bathroom.
Posted by the stylistics on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:40:00 PST

why i hate my life in three halves

firstly.. i bleached my hair.. and i should know better but i left it on for a really long time and it's fried like you wouldn't believe. secondly.. it's almost eight months since i've had sex or...
Posted by the stylistics on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:42:00 PST

why i hate my life part deux

and so continues my "why i hate my life" series. anyway.. listen to this shit! okay, so i'm the head makeup artist at glamour shots in arundel mills (if anyone didn't know) and jeffrey (our manager, a...
Posted by the stylistics on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:47:00 PST