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EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!!

Fall Out Boy is like the retarded cousin i don't claim in public but secretly hang out with on the w

About Me

I am what I am, people. I love good times and my dog, Pua.

My Interests

nouns. history - of anything, really. photography. science - anatomy, to be more specific. the human body fascinates me. music - how could i not?

I'd like to meet:

Tom Selleck, Sam Elliot - hellooooo, mustache ride! oh, yeah! and Ed Harris. sexy time!we all know someone like this - the "one-upper"

Music:

i dig everything from long ago upto now: every decade has something for me. select few of favorites: (in no part. order) patty griffin, joni mitchell, the HERMIT, SUBLIME (R.I.P. Bradley), the shins, the violent femmes, Heart, Queen, arctic monkeys (coz' they fucking rock!!!!)the avett bro's., counting crows, anais mitchell, billy holiday,chet baker, THRIFTSTORE COWBOYS, david gray, the sounds, the toadies, led zeppelin, smashing pumpkins, mazzy star, stina nordenstam, brazillian girls, the pixies, le tigre, the hives, STARCHILD, early white stripes, van morrison, elton john, bob dylan, death from above 1979, tori amos, ray lamontagne, sElf, DeVotchka, mark geary, ben folds.....the list could go on. new artists i've discovered from myspace like mujaji, fiona renshaw, elements of something really beautiful and of course, ten dollar outfit (thanks to icon music) i always love hearing about new music that i'm not aware of so if you know of anything that i don't, pass it on.

Movies:

an everlasting piece (golden)..."it was not made for a high-pursuit chase, the ford escort." it's hard to pick favs...that's the first that came to mind empire records...."who knows where thoughts come from? they just appear. mmm-hhm!" slackers....."i wanna make sure that we're best friends...KNOME matter what?"

Television:

ugh, who cares anymore.

Books:

i don't have any particular genre of books i'm into. i usually just go and look at the bargain-priced books and find something that looks interesting - then settle down in my smoking jacket with a nice cognac and a pipe. (jk)

Heroes:

i LOVE Charo! Dolly Parton. the guy who invented the "Wacky-Wall-Walker."

My Blog

it’s about that time...

for me to move away from here. it's the perfect time to go too. i have no ties. there's nothing keeping me from leaving - just my fear of royally fucking up. but, so what? i do that everyday. i could ...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

tattoo or not tattoo?

I want one every time i see one.....just don't know what yet. i was thinking about a compass on the back of my neck but, ugh, i'm really "iffy" about it. whatever.........
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST

Dear Papi!

Your face is one I could see loving forever.  ...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

aahhh, cheetos!!!

a fresh bag of cheetos. the only thing in the world that smells like a fart and is still appetizing. weird.
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:01:00 PST

Dear Tom Selleck

what winks and screws like a tiger? *wink!*   let's do lunch and make babies.  ...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:21:00 PST

poor retarded heart

poor, poor retarded heartwasn't so smartshe fell in love with someone she shouldn't'vepoor, poor retarded heart.-adapted from the brilliant mind of Ha-cobefor the sake of Cate's poor retarded heart...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

jack, p.s.

dearest jack, when i think about you......... i touch myself. luv, me...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

dear jack.....,

dear jack, you make me want to make a homemade 7-cheese pizza.   luv, Cate...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:47:00 PST

untitled

i hate writing these things. i'll get several messages from people who'll tell me to, "hang in there. keep your chin up!" i hate that i feel like i'm just whining and that i should just...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST

.......do you dig a girl in glasses?

so, anyway....... it's 5:54am and i've just now gotten home from a party. on AMC, i caught the tail end of "breakfast at tiffany's" followed by "how to marry a millionaire." in this movie, marilyn's c...
Posted by EL CONCHO HATES PRETZELS!!! on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 04:36:00 PST