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About Me

I'm the most serious comedian you will ever meet. I'm serious about healing, loving, sharing, nature, and conservation. I try not to take anything else seriously.I love science and all things mechanical. I'm an avid mushroom hunter and watch repair person. I like skin art, large to medium large breasts, and woman who don't talk much...Kidding. I actually think all woman are beautiful and enjoy talking to women more than men. I'm shy, and I've never made the first move or moved in for the first kiss. Never. It's a thing with me. I don't like making people feel uncomfortable.Most people say I have a calming energy. I roll with the punches and allow the negative energy of the world flow by me and through me like smoke through a screen. I practice Qigong, Tai chi, and seven star Kung Fu.I have a masters degree in biology, study fungi, and repair, collect, and restore high-end watches and clocks.God loves me.

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My Interests

Fungi, clocks, watches, Tai Chi, QiGong, Kung fu, conservation, love, rough and wild sex.

I'd like to meet:

I'm really not interested in meeting people. I obviously took the time to complete this form, so, I guess if someone was interested in hiking, mushroom hunting, or practicing tai chi, I wouldn't kick'em in the face.

Music:

I will listen and enjoy almost anything. The only music I tend not to appreciate is gangsta rap, hardcore screaming, and anything that just doesn't make me feel good. Let me explain, "feel good" means any music that has a purpose, a meaning, a story. I usually listen to NPR WAMC but often listen to artist like; Neil Young, Santana, Willie Nelson, Busta Rhymes, JZ, Old style country, most Jazz, most blues, Cash. I'm really open.

Movies:

I've made a few for my private collection.... and The Fugitive, Any comedy made by the Broken Lizards group (super troopers,Beer Fest,e tc) Napolean dynamite, Office Space, Anything with Jet Li, Harry Potter, Goonies, Etc, etc.

Television:

I have one. I like Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy, Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel, Law & Order, Intervention, And, I must admit, I'm a sucker for american idol.

Books:

I have many, many. I love to read. I have a collection of non-fiction books on science and nature. Books on Clocks and watches, mushrooms, and many psychology books by 20th century healers/philosphers like thick Nhat hanh, Andrew Weil, etc. I really enjoy bill Bryson, and loved the book Good Good pig.

Heroes:

My mom. she has survived more tragedy, hardship, and sickness than anyone I know. she still has a great attitude.