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the dead eat brainz

kicking ass one unicorn at a time. i dont know karate but i know ka-crazy

About Me

im a geek. i like books, pastey intellectual types, chai tea, music people can dance to, beat poetry, traveling and meeting strange people. i m into singing jangled rock and being the sweetest slash baddest (notice i wrote slash instead of just putting in a slash) mo fo on the planet,observing the strange human phenomenom known as human emotions and laughing at the obsurdity of it all. P.S i rock, just thought you all should know that. i like urination, being a snide cunt to people i dont like and laughing at things that no one should find funny.

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.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifiedsthe results of my drawing psyc test. haYour personality analysis based on this drawing: You are not a happy person.You think you are very intelligent.You have an evasive attitude in social relations.

My Interests

mod culture, punk rock, killing babies ( ya i said it killing babies!!) rocking out, being 'thugged out since cubscouts", peeing on or in things, causing trouble then playing the innocent bystander, blowing my nose with one finger (yes the oft misunderstood snot rocket), buying things i probably dont need and certainly cant afford, tonic suits even though dry cleaning is a bitch, red shoes and drinking so much chai tea that i get myself sick, pretending not to be impressed with anyone or by anything, sticking it to the "man" ("what? you dont know about the man?"), crazy people i've met whilst sleeping off a crazy night on the A-train,glasses cause they are so damn neat looking, if you dont need glasses you should run with scissors this instant and cure yourself, pale girls with dark hair and snotty attitudes, beat poetry, all things elvis and zombie movies (except for that really bad one made from a video game), cheese, the forensic files, harlan ellison, jack kerouac, Li Po, tao, the primitives show, Proffesor Dum Dum!!!, modernist culture, comics,MEATWAD!!!!!!!,fred perry trainers, mohair suits, writeing and literature. The Goon comics.comic booksand and other creative cunts. i also love being a bad typer and pirate lore. death to vikings!!

I'd like to meet:

the waliking dead. preferably those what crave the blood of virgins.http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

Music:

SUPERSUCKERS,the who, the smiths, morrissey, the trouble (long live boston and the rat), the nips, the pouges, stars and stripes, generation x,eyes of hate,the miracles,patriot, dropkick murphys, rod stewart,the cure,billy joel. cannible corpse, JOHNNY CASH!!!, elvis, the beach boys, the psychedelic furs, chuck berry, richie valens,the dead boys, the bruisers, the hives, agnostic front,GWAR!!, mc5, johny thunders, the toy dolls, the jam, james brown, little richard, op ivy,misfits, ramones, fear, phantom planet, toots and the maytals, guns and roses, the rich kids, the strokes, violent femmes, the bristles, the clash, the damned,the white stripes, body count, the searchers, interpol,james taylor, bill cosby!!, style council, the stones, joy division, type o negative, (Fuck all you haters!!) the talking heads, the platters, chubby checker, hank williams, leadbelly, the monster mash!! ricky nelson, the new york dolls, T rex the undertones , THE CHESTERFIELD KINGS, the list is ongoing, ill add more as i feel like it

Movies:

caligula, a clockwork orange,big fish,rude boy,creepshow,pull my daisy,they eat scum,redneck zombies, any and all things related to toxic avenger, every damn gwar video,monky bone (sooooo underrated!!) vulgar,way of the gun,romper stomper,reefer madness, the young ones,the he man x-mas special,the importance of being morrissey,dragon ball, straight to hell,hell boy, TEEN WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

history channel, and forensic shows

Books:

the stranger, the fall., a clockwork orange, tao, desolation angels,trainspotting ,porno,the outsiders,the choclate war,grimms grimmest, the soul stylists,the poetics of the new american poetry,the illiad, scooter boys,on the road, blue highways, fear and loathing.... young werther.... by goethe , The mouse That Roared by Leaonard wibberley!! ( one of the best books ever!!), Blue Highways, the picture of dorian grey, etc..etc...etc..

Heroes:

me myself and i, any one whoe craves brains, preferably the undead type.