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Chris

Someday you will look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

About Me


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My Interests

My name's Chris
but you can call me Al Koholic
My birthday is March 25th
I love driving manual shift
It gives me an excuse for my driving
I live for summer
But I hate the heat
I have brownish hair
And blue eyes
Im multi-talented
I work on cars and small engines
As well as computers and networks
I can be a bitch
I can hold grudges
I hate suck-ups
I hate being told what to do
I can keep a promise
And a secret
I hate fake people
I hate people who copy others interests
I hate people who talk when they don't know
I hate Liers
I hate people that start shit between friends
I'm protective of the ones i love
I drive fast
But at least keeps it on the road unlike some pple
I love to watch the sun set and rise
I can't stay inside all day
I'm always on the move
I'm somewhat a perfectionist
I like to have control over most things i do
I hate admiting I'm wrong
But i do say it
I love the sound of laughter
Especially if im causing it
I always want to make people feel better when they are upset
I love my job at the bowling alley
I'm clumsy on the machines
I've never broken a bone though
I'm not scared of the dark
I'm impatient
I love parties
Memories are important to me
I don't live in the past
I live for tomorrow
I want my bestfriend back
I want life to slow down
Because I think my best days are passing me by

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Music:

Killswitch Engage, Ill Nino, Hinder, Gizmachi, The Bled, Savage Garden, Metallica, Psycostick, Trapt, Cradle of Filth, Sublime, Breaking Benjammin, Lloyd, P. Diddy, Silverchair, Notorious BIG, Powerman 5000, The Union Underground, Papa Roach, Kiss, Guns & Roses, Finger Eleven, Evanescence, T-Pain, Godsmack, Queen, Pink Floyd, Scars Of Life, Weird Al, Disturbed, Fall Out Boy, Kansas, Primus, Aero Smith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gorillaz, Tenacious D, Linkin Park, Kid Rock. Def Leppard, Soundgarden, Journey, Sevendust, 504 Boys, Black Eyed Peas, Adema, Fastball, Eminem, Flyleaf, Hoobastank, Hot Action Cop, Marron 5, One Republic, Rascal Flatts, Rihanna, Usher, The RedJumpsuit Aparatus

Which genre of music fits you
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You scored as Classic Rock

You a pure classic rocker! You like bands such as ACDC, Queen, Pink Floyd, Kansas, and The Who. You believe that music was way better in the 70's and 80's and that mullets are still in fasion.


Classic Rock


100%

Metal


96%

Punk


67%

Rap/Hip-Hop


25%

Emo


8%

Pop


8%

Movies:

Hot Fuzz, Delta Farce, Health Inspector, Blue Harvest, Stewie Griffen Movie, Monty Python and the holy grail, PCU,Blazing Saddle, Smokie and the Bandit, Click, A Walk to Remember, Fantastic Four, Date Movie, Grandmas Boy, The Benchwarmers, The Simpsons Movie, Scary Movie, Shriek, Not Another Teen Movie, Sleepy Hollow, Spaceballs, Green Mile, Longest Yard, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Corpse Bride, Super Troopers, Pirates of the Carribean.

Television:

I love Family Guy, Simpsons, The Office, Robot Chicken, Scrubs, PBA tours, A Haunting, The Price is Right, thats about it

My Blog

Alcohol Warning

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequil...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:07:00 PST

Parenting Words

Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family...AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex agai...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:19:00 PST

These are greeting cards you’ll most likely never see on a Hallmark...

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:...What was I thinking?""Congratulations on your wedding day!....Too bad no one likes your wife.""How could two people as...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:13:00 PST

How to Drive People Insane

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars, to see if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)3. Find out where your boss ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

Great Email From Management

TO: All EmployeesRE: Swearing at workIt has been brought to management's attention that some individualsthroughout the company have been using foul language during the courseof normal conversation wit...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:50:00 PST