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Kristi

All the PIGS are all I know.....

About Me

I'm a writer. I can be intellectual and serious, or wild and crazy (most often the latter). I am loud as hell and I have an East Texas twang. I love my dog, Nico (9 yrs. old). Music is my life. I love to dance and I love to party. I am very family-oriented and an extremely loyal friend. I am brutally honest and don't believe in cheating. I think my friend BOSTON put it best when he said that the thing he loved about me is the way that I bust into a room like: HERE I AM! TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME, BUT I'M REAL AND NOT ABOUT TO HIDE ANYTHING TO MORPH INTO WHO YOU WANT ME TO BE OR THINK I SHOULD BE. I am also the best rapper in his-storeee!!!!!!!! I'd bust a flow, but I gotta go.

My Interests

MUSIC, traveling, reading, writing, NOT ARITHMETIC I HAVE MATH ANXIETY!!, football..(GO COWBOYS!); hockey (GO STARS!), snowboarding, wakeboarding, fashion, interior design, scary movies! Mostly, I love to cook and chill out with my friends while listening to some freshly-burnt tunes that we've traded...that is LIFE. And a damn fine one I might add!

I'd like to meet:

GOD...I have a few questions!!!

Music:

Oh God this could go on forever! My brother Kevin is a BAD ASS(see profile under My Friends),Radiohead, Sunny Day Real Estate, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Modest Mouse, Beastie Boys, Sublime, The Mars Volta, At The Drive In, Clutch, Pinback, The Appleseed Cast, David Gray, Digable Planets, Tribe Called Quest, Common Sense, Aceyalone, Built To Spill, Theivery Corp., Deathcab for Cutie, UGK, Cypress Hill, Too Short, Tool, Blind Melon, Iron and Wine, Jane's Addiction, ...I just have to stop at some point!

Movies:

The Neverending Story, Big Fish, Friday, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, The Usual Supects, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Reservoir Dogs, The Way of The Gun...(anything with Kevin Spacey, Benicio del Toro, or Johnny Depp!), ANYTHING SCARY!

Television:

I never watch TV because I'd rather read a book, but if I DO turn it on I watch the Simpsons, Family Guy, Southpark, Nip/Tuck, Chapelle Show, Ali G., and I LOVE Conan and the Daily Show. NOW TURN THAT BRAIN SUCKER OFF AND CALL YOUR MOTHER!

Books:

Middlesex; The Catcher In The Rye; The Talisman; The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe; Where The Sidewalk Ends; Angels and Demons; Any and everything by Stephen King (I LOVE SCARY STUFF!); and Dr. Seuss. I LOVE POETRY, but mostly random ones here and there...there isn't 1 certain book other than Maya Angelou's poetry-wise that could keep my interest for that long.

Heroes:

My entire family for individually specific reasons, Maya Angelou, Oprah Winfrey, Mother Theresa, Stephen King, firefighters, teachers, volunteers, anyone who tries to better the world by being here rather than leaving behind a trail of evil, violence, negativity, lies, and litter.