First of all my name is Danielle, but people call me Elle for short. I AM NOT MALAY I live in a world, where harldy anyone understand's what I say, and I don't understand what they say. I try to speak their language, but i just get laughed at. Useless. I can be a bitch at times, but HEY Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.Im so sick and tired of bein admired, that I wish that I would just die or get fired. I'm as lazy as fuck.I love modelling, I love going for my photoshoots and castings. I love chilling at the mamak with my friends for a roti canai and a ice lemon tea. Life's a bitch, just fuck the free world. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
I'm a horny Iraqian. (JOKE) IM CHINESE. ni hao. I live in the Jungle, with with horny jungle men and women. i use leaves as tampons, and rape monkeys. i have no money so i skin kangaroo's for my clothes. I fuck poor, old wrinkly men that can't get young Jappy pussy's for free. I grew up in my mummy's tummy, where i watched porn, and masturbated 24/7. don't ask how it just happened. Whenever i was thirsty i had to beg my jungle brother to give me cum, for i was only making 5cents a night, which wasn't enough. When i'm bored i go visit my jungle maniac friend Elle where we go pick nitts out of each other's hair, to eat. Or i would go fishing in the drain for tadpoles, whenever my pet frogs are bothered to give birth to them. I travel to town by my friend "Gorilla". Its very fun. my mum doesnt like to come out of the tree trunk cause she's too hairy, and doesnt know how to shave. i remember once i had this pimple on my lip, which didnt go away, and it turned all chronic and hard, and you know how poor i am right, so i had to find a sword fish in the drain, to saw my pimple off. It hurt like a bitch i swear. But now its gone. I've been having my period for 3 weeks now, and i bleed 24/7=30 leaves a day. I started a new fashion, in highlighting pubic hairs. I love peircings unfortunatly, i have to go through a lot of pain by using, thorns of trees which a pluck off. i have 8 peircings on both ears, 1 on each side's of my nose, one on each eyebrow, two on every toe, one on every knuckle, a butt peircing, and one on each eyeball. Which reminds me, i used to be a famous geisha, i was really rich. but then they said my pussy was too small, so i got fired. I used all my money on an operation for my friend, to help him get a new set of eyeballs, and a smaller forehead. He promised me he would pay me back. But then he didn't and tried running away from me. He got scared that i would kill him, so he jumped out of his window commiting suicide.I have this friend, which now has no more hair, because i plucked all her hairs out to make my harp. I felt really bad, so i shaved a camel, and glued the camel fur onto her head, as replacement for her hair. There was a time, where i was always hungry, because i had alive fish swimming around in my stomach eating up all my food. According to my friend who had a doctors degree, said that the fishes ate too much, became fat and blew in my tummy, my tummy is ok now, so dont worry.I like jaw breakers.but i dont like u, so shoo shoo, take a poo in mummy's loo. As you can see, my life is magnificent. Please feel welcome to add me...
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come together
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me singing come togeher.. comment pls ! :)
someones watching over me
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I just cant wait to be king (Lion King) - Elle
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Inverted coconut
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JUSTINS STORY
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you gotta be (cover)
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