Hardcore Vacationing
I'd like to meet:
Dan Snyder ( owner of the washington redsikins) because I recently used the silverware from his private aircraft to scratch my nuts and I wanted to know how my balls tasted.
Music:
Crapy techno over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over.
Movies:
Wet Hot American Summer,Roadworrior, Beyond Tunderdome, The Breakfast Club, and Hope Floats
Television:
Anything that VH1 throws together and when the history channel does shows about lost/hiden nazi gold.
Books:
Run Spot Run, The Davinci Code, The Bible, I Ching, The Upanishads, The Way and Its Power, The Avesta, Analects, The Dammapada, On The Nature of Reality, Guide for the Perplexed, The Devine Comedy, In Praise of Folly, The Harmony of the World, Discorse on Method, Essay Concerning Human Understanding, The Principles of Human Knowledge, Common Sense, Critique of Pure Reason, Phenomenology of Spirit, The World as Will and Idea, Either/Or, I and Thou, The Trial, Being and Nothingness, and Beyond Freedom. Just to name a few ............. Bitches!
Heroes:
Jesus, William Wallace, Fred S., Jellyfish, Teddy Rosevelt, terodactyls, dolphins, Steve Gutenberg, anyone that can spell, Bill Chower, Chip Kidd, Giant, Banksy, Shag, Kafka, Derek Hess,Jeff Koons, Tony Millionare, Neville Brody, Herb Lubalin, DAvid Carson, Von Dutch, Ed Roth, Hunter S. Thompson, Sas & Colin Cristian, Marcell Duchamp, Arnold Palmer, Terry Bradshaw, Lynn Swann, KAWS, Wayne Roney, David Beckham, More too come ...... Bitches!
