Musings for the New Year (kinda like Peggy Hills musings) |
I may not be as much of an asshole as I thought. Even when my mom said, "Christine, you can't marry a short guy. Think of your kids!" It didn't sink in. 'Til now&So, I ha...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:19:00 GMT |
Theres something wrong... |
I feel like poop. Last night I was honored to participate in my first bachelorette party. *WOOOOOOOO Saraaaaaah! Woo! Woo. Hoo!* There was just a little alcohol for the occasion. As I am known for mod...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:28:00 GMT |
Ugh |
So the best boss in the world almost made me cry today. Ten minutes ago. In front of him. Because of him. I *know* he's totally just trying to help. Ugh. About to c...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
Joke? |
Or actual event?
"Can I ask you a question? How exactly can a guy look like a douche?" says the guy in a pink tie working at the shop that rhymes with Next Dress for Ken...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 15:09:00 GMT |
How many bartenders DO we know??? |
1 Heh. We've known each other for what? 16 years? Something like that. I used to tell you every day that you have a perfect nose. It still is. Hav...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 14:28:00 GMT |
Open Letter to the Douchebag I Met Last Thursday |
Dear Little Man,
I know it appeared as if my friend and I followed you to that bar; and I guess technically we did. I also was aware that you would assume that it was my idea, which migh...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:46:00 GMT |
It's 'Cause I'm Irish |
And apparently really like contractions.
I had what had to be one of theeeee best Saint Patrick's Days EVER. I called in sick, sincerely. I spent all Thursday sniffling, sneezing and blowi...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 17:56:00 GMT |
Oral |
Symptoms of Oral Fixation:
Smoking
Constant chewing on gum, pens, pencils, etc.
Nail biting
Overeating
Drinking
Sarcasm ("the biting personality") and verbal hostility
Wow, 4 out of 6. I'v...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 13:33:00 GMT |
Incidents |
Shopping with Stef this weekend I realized that I've had quite a few "incidents" to speak of. Many of these incidents happened last year which made 2004 the most craptastic year in my entire life. The...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Mar 2005 07:27:00 GMT |
Pseudo-Connubial Bliss |
That's right, we're Shacking Up, Living in Sin, etc., et al, ie, wait...
Anyhoo, yes, Andy and I will (very) soon be moving in together. Some observers might think, "Finally!" While other may say...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Dec 2004 14:56:00 GMT |
