Johanna - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I hated tomatos with a passion for the longest time and recently this year I just can't have enough of tomates. I eat them with everything... I also don't like Bananas and get lost in grocery stores easily.
Things I Love
My Friends * Finding someone S P E C I A L * Laughing * Crying Cause Im laughing * Moose * Holding Hands * Mascara * Pretty Earrings * My Dog, Tucker * Pink * Flowers * Penguins * MEMORIES * Pictures * Boys * Boys Who Smell Good * Candles and Incense * Big Beds * Hot Chocolate On a Cold Night * Bubble Baths * Breath taking Views * Putting my Feet in the Sand * Fall Leaves on the Ground * Smell of Rain on Dry Pavement * New Socks * Snow * Movies * Reading * Butterflies * The Beach * Strawberries * Watermelon * Lotion * Chinese Food * Naps * Good Dreams * Perfume * Tomatoes * Breadsticks and Cinnamon Stix * Finding Good * Jeans * People Falling * Life * Random funny pictures of myself * Passionate Sex * Calamari * Things * The Truth * Piercings! * Hermit crabs * Honesty * Fainting Goats *
Things I DIS
Bananas * Lack Of time * Hurting Someone * Saying Goodbye * Rolling backpacks * Fish-Tacos * Being Sad * Ignorance * Close Minded People * Math * The Player AND the Game * Crying * Being disappointed * Being Bored * Manipulators * Being called a Liar * Ice Storms * Whiskey * Losing friends * War * yelling * liars * Negative People * Backstabbers * Paris Hilton * Being Cold * Bad Hair Days * Jerks * Missing Someone * Airplanes * Getting Up Early * Getting Woke Up From A Nap * People Who Can't Think For Themselves * Stupid drivers * Heights * Loud Noises * Yogurt * Pudding * Lower Back pain from an old injury* This new stupid Myspace thing where you have to enter random letters to update your profile! * Bushes * Our Gardener at work *
One Day I Hope To Meet A Real Life Ninja. I Play with my hair a lot. My dream is to have enough money to re-upholster the couch.Why Does Life Have So Many Unanswerable Questions?
Meet Jon! He's kray kray kinky stylie!!

My Interests

laughing root beer deep conversations nature soy sauce mountains knitting board games music sticky notes backrubs cuddling hand sanitizer long walksart driving Skooby being nice friends tilafashion.com

I'd like to meet:

A moose, Megatron, Forrest Gump and shiny people.

Music:

Classical, B'z, Massive Attack, NIN, Oldies.... As long as it is at a reasonable volume, I'll listen to anything.

Movies:

Forgien, action, mystery, loved the new 007 movie for some reason. I also like musicals!

Television:

Dirty Jobs, The Last Airbender, Inuyasha (yes, I'm an anime fan), Gilgamesh, I like to watch those MTV's "the best of the 80's and 90's" even though I don't remember half of the things! lol

Books:

Lamb, Christopher Moore
The Darwin Awards
Harry Potter Books
The Alchemist
All books recommended by Mario are awesome...

Heroes:

People who can put their legs behind their head and people who can say the alphabet backwards. Margaret Mead and Betty Williams.

My Blog

Have a Happy Period

As much as I'd love to take credit for this, I found it on craigslist and found it too funny not to share with my fellow women. Ok so Always, the brand that makes pads, is on this whole "have a happy ...
Posted by Johanna on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:22:00 PST

BOOM!

So it took me a while to post this, but better late than never! After an eventful day at the Oregon Country Fair in 2006, my mother and I came home and started cooking for Tucker, our dog. He's become...
Posted by Johanna on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

Minutes....

The clock on the wall, announces that its 6:23 The past is thirsty and the present is an athlete without feet. It's now 6:43 and the cadaver of the minute that just passed tells me, this is how we liv...
Posted by Johanna on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

and the lessons continue....

I would like to take the time to write about my sister-cousin Carmen. She came to live me for a couple of years for reasons unknown. Whether it was because of the reason I was told; she's coming to le...
Posted by Johanna on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

My thoughts on life Part 1

While I consider mother's a subject all on their own, I would like to extend my gratitude for everything my mother has ever done for me. Without her, I wouldn't be here, broke, heartbroken, unha...
Posted by Johanna on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:59:00 PST