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Shoe Whore

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Jeez, where do I start? I love my family and am devoted and loyal to my friends. My parents are the most wonderful people on the planet. I wouldn't be where I am without them. I love Vegas, and the beach, and I am an awesome cook! Peach Cobbler, anyone (and yes, I make my own crust!)? I can be incredibly sarcastic, and I have a slightly twisted sense of humor. I love to laugh, smile, and spend time with my nephews (the loves of my life!!) and my niece. That's it, I guess.BTW, I'll only add you if I know you, or you send me a message. Adding blindly is for myspace aliens!!!AIM username: Fenix1680
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How to make a Seana
Ingredients:

3 parts pride
5 parts silliness
5 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!ARE YOU A SCHMUCK? Do you consider a do-rag a fashion accessory? Do you wear your pants halfway down your ass so that they are in constant danger of falling off? Is your hat constantly sideways (and at times on top of your do-rag)? Do you wear a sun visor upside down and backwards? Is your myspace site frequented by ghetto-ass hoochie mammas with their tits hanging out, a bad weave, and/or finger nails a porn star would envy? Are the words "what up nigga" in your every day vocabulary? Do you refer to your friends as "dawg" or "homie"? If you answered yes to any of these questions, YOU ARE A SCHMUCK! If you are a schmuck and are trying to add me in order to increase your myspace friend count and/or popularity, please leave me alone! I'm not going to add you, and I don't want to meet you!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet Michael Weatherly. And shortly thereafter, I'd like to rip his clothes off and have my wicked way with him.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

I thought it was cosmetic...

And I was sadly mistaken.  $6k for repairs on my car.  And she'll be in the hospital for 3 weeks.  Damn.
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:55:00 GMT

Chevy 1, Toyota 0. I win.

So I got rear ended last night on the way home from work. The Camry that hit me was pretty much totaled. Front end was completely smashed, and it probably had engine damage. The car had to be towed fr...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:54:00 GMT

10 Things You Didn't Know About Women, By Courtney Cox

1. Pull your pants up. You're not 15, you're not a rapper, and we need to see the shape of your ass.2. Pull your pants down. You're not 85, you're not an accountant, and we don't need to see the shape...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 15:50:00 GMT

I E Barbie. Get yours today!

"Rancho Cucamonga Barbie"This princess Barbie is sold only at Victoria Gardens . She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cu...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:00:00 GMT

Let the insanity begin.....

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? hmmm....the dumbass in office that won't bring our troops home from Iraq. 2. You can flip a switch that will wi...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Fenix's Most Hated

MOST HATED... FRUIT: avocado, unless it's in guacamole CANDY: anything with peanuts BEVERAGE (non-alcholic): horchata, V8 COLOR: baby shit green, baby puke pink MOVIE: the dark crystal ASPECT OF MYSPA...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:34:00 GMT

The Boyfriend Application-thanks heather!

Boyfriend Application Please answer all questions completely and honestly.BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:*OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 00:46:00 GMT

Yes I went there, and no I'm not PC.....

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people wont admit1. Elvis is dead.2. Jesus was not white.3. Rap music is here to stay.4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.5. Skinny does n...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:42:00 GMT

The Sex Facts for Kinkor

Sex FactzAbout the fellas---------------------1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 5 inches long wh...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:20:00 GMT

TMI

1. If you could, would you 'take back' your virginity from you first partner? uh...next question 2. Would you prefer the lights on or off during sex? low lights, maybe candles. 3. Do you judge people ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:31:00 GMT