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Tim

Respect the delicate ecology of your delusions.

About Me

Oh, good Christ. Why do they have to always ask these questions? It's like they want you to completely distill yourself down to a simple, witty phrase. See, I'm just not that good. There's too much of me to make a small little blurb that sums me up completely. I'm politically-aware. I'm against the death penalty. I occasionally smoke pot. I get pissed off very easily. I love my friends. I hate drinking to get drunk, but enjoy social drinking. I'm incredibly generous. I'm also incredibly cheap. I love American Eagle clothes, but hate the idea of being considered "trendy." You see? It ain't so easy to sum me up. Which rockstar are you like?
Kurt Cobain....You are a very depressed person but yet you can create good things through your talent. However you don't realize how talented you are. Good possibility you do drugs such as weed.
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My Interests

Writing, dreaming, sleeping, smoking, mind-expanding substances, reading, spending time with friends, bland television, and various and sundry other activities.

I'd like to meet:

What the hell do I know about what I want? At this point, I'm lucky that I'm sitting upright, wearing matching clothes, and not drooling. Let's just leave it at that.I'm always up to meeting new people, despite the fact that I'm not very good at keeping conversations going, so hopefully if you're interested in talking to me, you've got that wonderful ability to keep things moving along... otherwise, it's entirely possible that a conversation could continue with us just saying "So" for twenty or so minutes. I've seen it, people, and it can be scary.We don't want that to happen.Oh, and I'd love to meet Kate Winslet. Why? Because she is the greatest fucking actress that there is. And she's smoking. .. width="425" height="350" ..
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Your Hidden Talent
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Music:

buckcherry, garbage, red hot chili peppers, 311, 30 seconds to mars, ccr (old school right thur), hole/courtney love, incubus, avenged sevenfold, johnny cash (the old j.c.!), ludacris (yeah, baby), muse, morphine, nine inch nails, nikka costa, nirvana, no doubt, offspring, poe, ozzy, outkast, portishead, rage, radiohead, tool, wolf mother, and the yeah yeah yeahs.

Movies:

These are the ones off the top of my head that I've seen recently that I feel affected me in some way: Million Dollar Baby, Crash, Heathers (pure, subversive genius from beginning to end), Mommie Dearest (it's just oh-so campy!), Fargo, Drop Dead Gorgeous (another subversive look at small-town America), Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (guilty pleasure), Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (I'm going to count that as a movie, because they are watching movies), Face/Off, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... and many more, too many to name.

Books:

A Million Little Pieces (James Frey), Mrs. Dalloway (Virginia Woolf), The House of Mirth (Edith Wharton), The Corrections (Jonathan Franzen), The Hours and A Home at the End of the World and Specimen Days (all by Michael Cunningham), Drowning Ruth (Christina Schwarz), The Di Vinci Code (Dan Brown) for what it was worth -- a biblical history primer disguised as a suspense thriller, The Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, and Hannibal (Thomas Harris), and lest we forget Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson).

Heroes:

Edith Wharton, Hunter S. Thompson, Franklin & Eleanor Roosevelt, Hilary Clinton, Heather Corinna, Hanne Blank, Oscar Wilde, Christopher Rice, Tom Perotta, and all Ass-Kicking Feminists and Egalitarians everywhere.

My Blog

Little Children

I just finished reading Tom Perotta's Little Children, which was an absolutely amazing novel.  All in all, I enjoyed reading it (I really don't want to understate that -- especially after th...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

Maybe it's just me...

... but, say you want to describe yourself as intelligent in a profile, or whathaveyou, is it asking too much that you, you know, spell the world intelligent right?Like I said: Maybe it's just me....
Posted by Tim on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

Random "meme"

1. Height?5'11.  Or 6'0".  I can't remember.  2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Not that I can recall.  And I would recall that.3. Do you own a gun?No.  But I would.  And I'...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

We interrupt your regularly scheduled programing...

... for the following announcement:FUCK YOU!The recipient of this message knows who they are.  'Nuff said.To everyone else: We now return you to your usual Myspace surfing....
Posted by Tim on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

Happy Thanksfornothing

So, Thursday is "Thanksgiving."Personally, I've come to think of the holiday as  Thanksfornothing.  Yeah, it's a mouthful, but it's so representative of my feelings on the subject, it's not ...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

"Monday"

If Mondayshould ever comeForget about meLike you didUntil Sunday came and wentFair weather friends,Who knew it would come to this?I've held your secretsAnd never betrayed confidenceIf MondayShould eve...
Posted by Tim on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:37:00 PST

Beautiful.

Yup.  We kicked ass.  Rock right the fuck on, baby.
Posted by Tim on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

Yeah, so I *do* like Alanis Morissette.

Yeah, so I like Alanis Morissette.  There, I said it.  And I'm not ashamed.Yes, she is a so-called "chick rocker," usually lumped in with the likes of Sarah McLachlan, Sheryl Crow, Jewel, Jo...
Posted by Tim on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST