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Orgazmo

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matt
Birthday: 12-02-86
Birthplace: Washington DC
Current Location: Denton, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish blondish brown.
Height: 6 american feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both, only thing i do with right hand is write.
Your Heritage: Nazis, barbarians, fat people.
The Shoes You Wore Today: ADADADAIS
Your Weakness: Effort
Your Fears: Drowning, getting knifed in my sleep
Your Perfect Pizza: half cheese half bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: higher position in a lab band
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I love you
Thoughts First Waking Up: What have I done, go back to sleep.
Your Best Physical Feature: Pinky toe.
Your Bedtime: I do what I want
Your Most Missed Memory: Junior year, florida trip.
Pepsi or Coke: COCA COLA IS SO MUCH THE BEST
MacDonalds or Burger King: NO CONTEST BURGER KING IS ..1
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: they both suck.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanila
Cappuccino or Coffee: only dumbasses can tell you that one
Do you Smoke: not really
Do you Swear: no
Do you Sing: Yes, in the automobile
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: I think about 10-11 times.
Do you want to go to College: no, but I did
Do you want to get Married: yes but I won't
Do you belive in yourself: especially when I'm destroyed
Do you get Motion Sickness: no.
Do you think you are Attractive: I can be.
Are you a Health Freak: hot wings and beer go well together.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes they are awesome.
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if they hurt someone
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: don't think so
In the past month have you gone on a Date: doesn't count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never ever
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: on, yes. was warm.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but it's fun.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A bank.
Ever been Drunk: nope!
Ever been called a Tease: don't remember
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: eaten by a dinosaur
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Well fed
What country would you most like to Visit: Vatican City so I can burn it to the ground.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, blonde, red, dark brown, black.
Short or Long Hair: Both
Height: 1 foot
Weight: 9 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Regular, other baby clothing.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 01010101010101010
Number of CDs I own: sd
Number of Piercings: jknkj
Number of Tattoos: kjnkjn
Number of things in my Past I Regret: the time I died of aids and got a myspace.
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My Interests

Well I hate trumpet but fun is good.

I'd like to meet:

Prince. Person who created abortion is my hero. You are a teen icon.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BILLY JOEL. PRINCE IS MORE TALENTED THOUGH.

Movies:

Team America: World Police, Jurassic Park, Purple Rain, South Park, Casablanca, a Knight's Tale, Saw

Television:

I think TV sucks and is a waste of time.BUT I HAVE FOUND A SHOW WORTHY OF WATCHING.12 OZ MOUSE is the shit.

Books:


Only if my Mom reads them too me while I'm in high school so I can go to sleep. Ex. Holes

Heroes:

Prince, Eyamindae, Magic Johnson.

My Blog

Soccer

Is fun. Our team gathered for a 25-0 victory over another team. No they were not crippled. No they were not children. But the goals don't matter, here's what. WITH TIME RUNNING DOWN ON THE CLOCK, A ME...
Posted by Orgazmo on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:22:00 PST

OMFG! a new poem1!

"The Breakup"   When I arise from my sleep of softness and comfort pale light shown through the windows the sun beams through a new morning a new beginning, to say the least when grass waves in t...
Posted by Orgazmo on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST

LIFE

THAT CEREAL IS SO THE COOLEST. Anyway. Today I contracted AIDS again. Guess it serves me right.  We had our second soccer game and I scored a million goals when really just 5 so but we won. I ha...
Posted by Orgazmo on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST

You'll figure it out.

You,Doin' that thing you do, Breaking my heart into a million pieces,Like you always do And you,Don't mean to be cruel,You never even knew about the heartache,I've been going through Well I try and tr...
Posted by Orgazmo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:09:00 PST

Matt posts honest blog number 2

So there was this kid named me and he was kicking ass and doing great. Then suddenly PI0NSDFNOSDFSNDFS F SFU9SDF9 S9FS 9DFS8HDFS9DFS S0 FGW0EFWEFWJEFJW0J FW0JEW0J  WJJW FJW EJFW0 JFW0 EFW 0F0W WJ...
Posted by Orgazmo on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:06:00 PST

mormons

I do not like mormons. They do not deserve respect, and they follow the teachings of a jailed wacko. I do not like mormons.   ps. mormons should not be capitalized. It is a cult, and is worse to ...
Posted by Orgazmo on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 06:04:00 PST

Rehab+Hostel movie review

So now I am back in the 6 O'clock lab band playing 2nd trumpet under this lead player who kicks so much ass at music. Winter break home in MD was so awesome I want to go back. Plus making upwards of $...
Posted by Orgazmo on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:34:00 PST

Hates and hates

Lame.   3rd trumpet in 6 o'clock lab band. Great. Then they take me out of it to make me play lead in the 7 o'clock. Gay. Then they grant my wish of not being lead and put me at 2nd in the 7 o'cl...
Posted by Orgazmo on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:44:00 PST

aids

[x] on the cheek.[x] on the lips.[x] on their hands or fingers.[x] in my room.[x] in their room.[x] the opposite sex.[ ] the same sex [x] someone a little younger than me.[x] someone a little older th...
Posted by Orgazmo on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 09:45:00 PST

learn bitch

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Posted by Orgazmo on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 02:52:00 PST