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Ok.....My name is Dave...sheesh!

what the hell is a hootinnanny???

About Me

Sorry ladies, those of you that are looking for a REAL man...well, I'm made out of wood and my two best friends are the tin man and the scare crow. Just getting out of the looney bin I have to say that now I'm out the grass is definitely not greener on the other side. Seriously, Manny took good care of the lawns at the hospital and I haven't seen a greener patch of grass since then. I recently got kicked out of my last AA group for trying to get everyone to go to happy hour after the meeting. I decided to stop growing after I hit 5'7" mainly due to my fear of heights and no, sky diving does not get you over that feeling, already tried it.I'm not the guy next door, I don't even know where you live. I like to read comic books, eat taco bell in my spare time, rent VHS movies and return them without rewinding them, I tear the 'do not remove' tags off of mattresses...pillows too. I have an OCD problem where I can't pass an aquarium without counting all of the fish itleast twice. Sesame Street scares the living hell out of me and NO, Mister Rogers I would not like to be your neighbor. And the list goes on...
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My Interests

i do a little boating, wakeboarding, scuba, cars, blah blah blah

I'd like to meet:

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loonnnnnnnnnggggg jacket!What I'd like to meet is the winning lottery ticket so that I can finally roll some 20's on my Pinto. Yeah, that's right, I said 20's! I wanna meet you!!!! or your friend.......or maybe her friend......

Music:

Play it, I'll tell you if I think it sucks.

Movies:

Goodfellas, come on is there any other??? Ok, well funny ones too like old school, dumb and dumber, animal house, van wilder....well you get the idea.

Television:

You mean when I get a chance to watch T.V.???? Mindless funny cartoons! Spongebob, Family Guy, Looney Tunes. And, oh yeah, since I blew my ACL a couple months ago with the painkillers Teletubbies now make sense to me.

Books:

I've only gotten through L on my hooked on phonics. Will have to get back to you on that one... Stephen King works too.

Heroes:

My hero is Captain Morgan! How could you not want to set sail with that guy???

My Blog

Share your favorite drink recipe. Don't be shy!

Come on, help a fellow drunk out, I need some new drinks to try.  Here's one to try: H20 Absolut Mandarin, Citroen, and Raspberry Stoli.  Pour over ice in a pint glass and if that's too stro...
Posted by Ok.....My name is Dave...sheesh! on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 05:05:00 PST

HOOKERS Stop e-mailing me! I don't pay for it!!!!

Recently, I've gotten an e-mail from a girl that wanted to "chat".  Turns out chat really means "Hi, I'm a prostitute and you look desperate.  Come buy me drinks and pay me to have sex with ...
Posted by Ok.....My name is Dave...sheesh! on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 01:17:00 PST