LJ - Friendster - xanga
Hatched in 1695 to a three-legged condor. Spent my first 263 years studying palindromes in Moscow. Moved to Thailand to investigate the mystery of the circumcision genie. Now residing in the Central Valley atop a barren knoll. (Edit: ok...left the knoll. Relocated to a sugar box in Washington.)
AKA: Grammar Nazi, Toilet Paper Dictator (put the roll on backwards and I'll hit you with it.)
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Evil Beekeeper.
Where You Lived: Korea.
How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?
