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About Me

"A guy comes up to me and asks me, 'what is punk?'... I kick over a garbage can and say, 'that's punk!' So he kicks one over and says, 'That's punk?!?' I say, 'No, that's trendy!'"
I am mean, grouchy, and old... I spend most of my time being crotchety and bitching about things... Stubborn is a great word... And let us not forget how self-centered I am. Too honest for my own welfare, or maybe just too opinionated... I seem to attract crazies... I have been called many things and have had many stories told about me... most of which are not very nice; nor are they true, at least in my humble opinion... Except for the thing about the girl with cancer, that was true... I am always misunderstood and taken the wrong way... My sense of humor and social anxiety and overall shyness don't mix very well... I hang out with many doomed individuals, which leads to my pessimism... I can't walk by a refrigerator without opening it up and looking inside... So I guess that is slight OCD, great something else to put on the list... I don't inhale mothballs and I don't know why anyone would want to... Oh, and I don't know anything about what gets played on the radio... I am horrible at that game... But I am good at guessing how the bum became homeless game... But most of all, I am quiet... I feel that silence is stonger than any word in any language... You learn more by listening than by talking, right? So I feel I have done enough talking now...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No more crazies please, although I haven't met any crazies through myspace yet... I don't actually meet anybody on myspace... Which I think is a good thing because most of you basketcases out there want to skin me and wear me as a dress... You know, this is stupid, let's put down who I don't want to meet on myspace... Girls who think they are models, bands who suck, guys without their shirts, people who have sites that slow down my browser, Tila Tequila, narrow minded racists and sexists(the open-minded types are ok), The Dewtons, people who are going to bother me too often, and people I don't know...

My Blog

Blackout for the BlackBerry

So I totally flipped out a couple of nights ago and lost control over my life... Or so it felt... I am sick of always having concerns about everything... I feel like I am jumpy all the time... Always ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:57:00 GMT

GW Hatchet article on recent Queers Tour

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Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:42:00 GMT

Lessons Learned from the Road

Ok... Where to start? Where to start??? Well, it is official, I am home, and I made it here in one piece! So to sum up the past few weeks, it started at the New Year, with me being a complete dic...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:39:00 GMT

Nothing in Life is Ever Free

Let's start with talking about every hotel across these fifty states of ours... More specifically, their famed "Complimentary Continental Breakfasts!" First of all, nothing is ever free in life... Tru...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:03:00 GMT

Ohhhh Canada!!!

So here I am sitting in a hotel in the very Canadian town of London... Anyway, i don't have a whole lot of time, so I will try and be quick... The tour is going really great and we are sounding pretty...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Wake Me Up When December Ends...

Bah Humbug! On top of the long list of things I hate, I would have to say Christmas is at the very top! The funny thing is, I have never really realized exactly how much spite I had for Christmas unti...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:59:00 GMT

I guess this one is to go untitled...

I stole this... Actually borrowed... real life text messaging conversation.... I was amused... - You know, in biblical times, we would be gods for speaking as much truth as we do... ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:46:00 GMT

He joined the band and all he got was a lousy shirt!

So I finally moved from Dearborn to Canton and it is safe to say that Dewton World Headquarters does not want to go through the trouble of moving again anytime soon... But friends, as some great 60's...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:24:00 GMT

Let's Talk About Me!!!

I am centered once again... For the past few monthes and especially the last few weeks, I had been going through some crazy health issues and as usual, I am going to escape death as I have been h...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:40:00 GMT

big news... whoopie!

repost from www.myspace.com/thedewtons So I don't know why all of you were surprised not to see us play a show all summer, we told everybody we were taking the summer off and we went from Memorial Day...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:49:00 GMT