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Pimpin Aint Easy

BECOME RICH or DIE TRYING!

About Me

First of all I am a Male and I am really, really good looking. I love cold walks on the beach and the smell of peaches in the spring. I enjoy vomiting in large amounts so I can keep my perfect figure. I believe that being really, really good looking is the only thing that matters in a person, so if you are ugly or fat you need not apply for any approval from me. I don't think I'm shallow, I just think that I'm honest and easily persueaded by what other people think. Making a lot of money is the most important thing to me, He who dies with the most toys wins! I have no problem doing whatever it takes to make the most money possible as long as it is legal. So if I own you or your mother please don't be jealous or upset, please just remember to thank me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Really, Really good looking females. Kenny Chesney, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, Christopher Lowe, Rupaul, oh and your mom.

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