Idiot Fetus |
Keeps trying to tunnel out the side of my gut. And my tunnel I mean both claw her way out and slice an opening with her razor sharp elbows.Ass. Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:08:00 GMT |
My Grandma Calls it "Precious Baumer" |
I call it a festering sack of urine. Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:02:00 GMT |
Stupid universe. |
So last night I was talking to my dad and it's all icy in oklahoma or whatever so I made fun of them.Then, I had to go to some "education class" or whatever with a bunch of pregos. ANNNDDD there was ... Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:47:00 GMT |
Such an accurate, truthful response.... |
Question-Can you think of a single policy issue in which you were forced to change a long held view in order to accommodate changed circumstances?Palins response...There have been times where as mayor... Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:30:00 GMT |
The best thing that could happen to the people of this country |
No, I'm not talking about energy independence or a sudden comeback in the stock market...I'm talking about if at the next event Palin is supposed to attend, Ashton Kutcher walks onstage and tells Amer... Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:45:00 GMT |
Dumbass old people and Sarah Palin |
SoooooI was eating Japanese food and this senile couple was sitting at a booth next to me. They asked the waitress if everyone in the restaurant spoke chinese. Then, they told her they came there al... Posted by on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:43:00 GMT |
Inspired by Llyod |
Another reason I hate PeopleBy: Llyod MagnauckThey ask me how tall I am all the time. They ask if i play basketball. Who cares? Do they go up to midgets and ask how short they are?"Hey, hey there guy.... Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:22:00 GMT |
I own a new item |
Bitchas.(It's my favorite) Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 21:28:00 GMT |
Does Mexico know you've taken all their tequila?!? |
Check it, bitchas.It's like 61 degrees outside.And I never want to go rockclimbing. It's just a bad idea. Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
Crazy old men are awesome people. |
Crazy old man Ron is my neighbor.He's totally awesome and crazy and stuff.He came over yesterday while I was raking leaves (because i'm a tough lumberjack kind of gal) to say hi.After all the hi's and... Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:42:00 GMT |