charming loner, idealist, dark mind, big heart, earthy, resilient, resourceful, unorthodox, overall disappointed in humanity and it's demise. i don't like entitled people who have had an easy go of it, lucky for you, but i just can't speak your language so don't ask me stupid questions to round out your worldview. everybody lies and that's okay if you lie to the government or some asshole boss or the like. those who lie to friends and lovers deserve an ass-kicking. fist fights can be a very beautiful thing, guns are always ugly. none of us would do very well with a lie detector strapped to us. i don't like leechy people or name droppers. my favorite people are the ones who have had a tough go of it and always get back up with new scars and even more piss and vinegar to keep right on doing what they wanted to do to begin with. indecisive, wishy-washy, selfish, brats who make shit up for their own benefit and forget how they pissed people off in the first place are in desperate need of some jail time or worse so that they can grow up. trials by fire are much better than eternal soccer-mom encouragement. i'm always impressed by functional alcoholics and addicts who never make excuses or justify their reasons for doing what they do and it is an added bonus if they create things that i like; those are my favorites. i'm yet to meet a stripper who impresses me. modern-day 'anarchists' are a fucking joke. you either have some explosives or you don't, so go ask your moms to make you a sandwich. i can converse with adults living at home for about two minutes and it's meaningless, i'm trying not to be so polite because it makes me want to puke on myself and wear it for the rest of the day. i grew up in a world where you only opened your mouth to insult some body, it's not pretty or ideal, i didn't choose it, but i can't deny my spots. i never start shit but i'll finish it if i can without getting arrested. i'm not looking to make new friends and i could probably benefit from getting rid of a few old ones.
You are The Joker The Joker 72% Venom 71% Catwoman 71% Mystique 70% Poison Ivy 70% Dr. Doom 67% Green Goblin 66% Mr. Freeze 65% Dark Phoenix 62% Two-Face 62% Apocalypse 61% Lex Luthor 61% Kingpin 56% Magneto 54% Riddler 46% Juggernaut 42% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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You are Iron Man Iron Man 95% The Flash 85% Supergirl 60% Wonder Woman 55% Robin 55% Catwoman 50% Batman 50% Spider-Man 45% Superman 45% Hulk 45% Green Lantern 40% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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