charming loner, idealist, dark mind, big heart, earthy, resilient, resourceful, unorthodox, overall disappointed in humanity and it's demise. i don't like entitled people who have had an easy go of it, lucky for you, but i just can't speak your language so don't ask me stupid questions to round out your worldview. everybody lies and that's okay if you lie to the government or some asshole boss or the like. those who lie to friends and lovers deserve an ass-kicking. fist fights can be a very beautiful thing, guns are always ugly. none of us would do very well with a lie detector strapped to us. i don't like leechy people or name droppers. my favorite people are the ones who have had a tough go of it and always get back up with new scars and even more piss and vinegar to keep right on doing what they wanted to do to begin with. indecisive, wishy-washy, selfish, brats who make shit up for their own benefit and forget how they pissed people off in the first place are in desperate need of some jail time or worse so that they can grow up. trials by fire are much better than eternal soccer-mom encouragement. i'm always impressed by functional alcoholics and addicts who never make excuses or justify their reasons for doing what they do and it is an added bonus if they create things that i like; those are my favorites. i'm yet to meet a stripper who impresses me. modern-day 'anarchists' are a fucking joke. you either have some explosives or you don't, so go ask your moms to make you a sandwich. i can converse with adults living at home for about two minutes and it's meaningless, i'm trying not to be so polite because it makes me want to puke on myself and wear it for the rest of the day. i grew up in a world where you only opened your mouth to insult some body, it's not pretty or ideal, i didn't choose it, but i can't deny my spots. i never start shit but i'll finish it if i can without getting arrested. i'm not looking to make new friends and i could probably benefit from getting rid of a few old ones.
You are The Joker
The Joker
72%
Venom
71%
Catwoman
71%
Mystique
70%
Poison Ivy
70%
Dr. Doom
67%
Green Goblin
66%
Mr. Freeze
65%
Dark Phoenix
62%
Two-Face
62%
Apocalypse
61%
Lex Luthor
61%
Kingpin
56%
Magneto
54%
Riddler
46%
Juggernaut
42%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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You are Iron Man
Iron Man
95%
The Flash
85%
Supergirl
60%
Wonder Woman
55%
Robin
55%
Catwoman
50%
Batman
50%
Spider-Man
45%
Superman
45%
Hulk
45%
Green Lantern
40%
Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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