Eighty-seven percent of all chopsticks in Japan are actually made in China. Most of the bamboo in the world is located in China along with with most of the world's population of panda bears. Because panda bears are endangered the Chinese people are very careful with bamboo usage. They sell small amounts of bamboo to other countries for large sums of money simply because they can and they are badasses. But seriously? Did you ever doubt them for a minute?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Theresa or Quaint
Birthday: March eleventh nineteen eighty seven
Birthplace: the sky
Current Location: a carrot
Eye Color: honey brown
Hair Color: a lovely shade of chesnut
Height: five six
Right Handed or Left Handed: both. lefty for writing and righty or recreational activity ;)
Your Heritage: half italian, quarter irish, and we don't like to talk about the other quarter ::coughs:: english ::coughs::
The Shoes You Wore Today: what is shoes?
Your Weakness: i have no weaknesses.
Your Fears: fears! ha!
Your Perfect Pizza: one that isn't a pizza...i prefer a calzone
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: pass a semester and become a dinosaur
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "oh my gawd"
Thoughts First Waking Up: i want to be a dinosaur
Your Best Physical Feature: my left nipple....that and smile, eyes, and the twins
Your Bedtime: eight pee em.
Your Most Missed Memory: playing in the snow in New Yawk!
Pepsi or Coke: neither. usually don't drink soda. but if i do i chose dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither. i chose mom's manicotti.
Single or Group Dates: single. it's easier to give them the rat poison without getting caught.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ewww... i like hot tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla. with crackas!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino. no cawwwfeee tawk fa me.
Do you Smoke: no. but i am smokin' haaat! ha...no.
Do you Swear: like a sailor.
Do you Sing: ish. you have your ear plugs with you? might wanna mow the lawn while i'm singing too.
Do you Shower Daily: eight times a day.
Have you Been in Love: yes. with dinosaurs and carrots.
Do you want to go to College: good question....i'm still deciding whether i wanna stay in college or become a dinosaur.
Do you want to get Married: yea, but not anytime soon.
Do you belive in yourself: oh yes. if i don't...who else will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: only if you swing me on a tire round and round for more than four point five minutes
Do you think you are Attractive: eh...sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak: i don't like to use the term freak maybe health nut. i like nuts. especially cashews. :D
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part. more so my dad.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes! the louder the better!
Do you play an Instrument: piano, sax, clarinet, bass, skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what's that? ha....
In the past month have you Smoked: nope...well i did smoke some hookah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yea, i deal too. meet me in the corner. i'll give you flute lessons too.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah, but it's chill
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes. boobs.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: only about eight.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes! so so delish!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea, at the Pussy Cat's Meow. It's a classy joint.
In the past month have you been Dumped: dumped on? no no, i find that very lewd and offensive. don't you poopy on me. i'll break your balls.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hehehe ;)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not intentionally...maybe a fist full of condoms from the health and wellness center. i guess that's not really stealing though because they are suppose to be FREE for everyone.
Ever been Drunk: presently :D
Ever been called a Tease: oh yea :D
Ever been Beaten up: i will cut you.
Ever Shoplifted: ya motha!
How do you want to Die: saving someone like jumping in front of an airplane or something
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: high school art teacher, wife, mother, and dinosaur and if none of that works...an organic carrot will suffice
What country would you most like to Visit: australia, italia, spain, thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything but red and we're cool.
Favourite Hair Color: i don't care, just as long as they have hair.
Short or Long Hair: short :D
Height: six foot or more. but if they are a little shorter i think i can deal. just not shorter than me. that's just weeeeeird!
Weight: morbidly obese with tweedy bird ankles.
Best Clothing Style: nekid
Number of Drugs I have taken: over eighty
Number of CDs I own: eighty million
Number of Piercings: two
Number of Tattoos: one plus n
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing. my past molds who i am today. i'm hungry.
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