"Cuz I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you cannot change."
If you have come to my page and are thinking of messaging me, please consider these few things first:
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I am not interested in dating online.
Nyles from the UK, it ain't gonna happen.
I highly value the ability to SPEAK ENGLISH, so if you think I am beatifull women and wish spek to me for diner or possible to hav chat plese dont mesege me.
When I receive 4 IDENTICAL messages from the same person on different days, it makes me want to hunt them down and shoot them.
All you motherfuckers who just moved to Orlando and don't know anybody and are looking for friends to show you around, you guys are the funniest. Lets just assume for example's sake that you're not LOSER Orlando natives sitting at your computers, trying to find "creative" ways to meet chicks, and that you really did just move here. What makes you think I give a shit??
If you're thinking of telling me I'm hot, and then telling me I probably hear that all the time in an effort to set yourself apart: I hear both of those things all the time, it means nothing coming from a stranger, don't waste your time.
How to make a Chrissy
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts arrogance
1 part joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little fitness if desired!
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