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♥free bird♥

A wise little bird once told me, "Tweet".

About Me

My name is Chrissy. I’m an actor, nursing to pay the bills. The faculty would hate to hear that. However I’m an awesome nurse. And a great friend if you’re worthy ;) I wanna listen. I think I help other people reason through their problems, but then I can’t take my own advice. :) I’m incredibly anxious. I am resilient to comments from the peanut gallery, n quick to let silly people go n never look back. Nobody can hurt me. Except my mother. I’m open, brutally honest n sarcastic. I make fun of everybody. If you’re sensitive, well, you know what they say about people who can’t stand the heat. I don’t project an image of tremendous financial success cuz..that would be a thing called “dishonest”. Look up graduate nurse wages. I’m a pretty sensual person (HOE!). :D jk. But I am a naturist of sorts, minus AANR registration. I try not to sweat the small stuff. I’m stupidly sentimental, don’t look under my bed. I love going to clubs, sweating up a storm dancing. I can mesh with most people n have a good time. I love to travel, n also to come home. I’m mostly health-conscious. I try to live by the phrase “everything in moderation” becuz I believe if you eat a perfect diet, stay home every night, brush n floss twice daily, you’ll get hit by a bus. I like to think I’m a strong person, but then I work a shift at the hospital or spend a few hours at Give Kids the World n realize how much stronger other people are. Truly inspiring. I love my beagle, always by my side. I love the beach, n I plan on getting back up on the board this summer. I also love the snow. I wanna go everywhere n do everything; my biggest fear is running out of time.
"Cuz I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you cannot change."
If you have come to my page and are thinking of messaging me, please consider these few things first:
    I am not interested in dating online. Nyles from the UK, it ain't gonna happen. I highly value the ability to SPEAK ENGLISH, so if you think I am beatifull women and wish spek to me for diner or possible to hav chat plese dont mesege me. When I receive 4 IDENTICAL messages from the same person on different days, it makes me want to hunt them down and shoot them. All you motherfuckers who just moved to Orlando and don't know anybody and are looking for friends to show you around, you guys are the funniest. Lets just assume for example's sake that you're not LOSER Orlando natives sitting at your computers, trying to find "creative" ways to meet chicks, and that you really did just move here. What makes you think I give a shit?? If you're thinking of telling me I'm hot, and then telling me I probably hear that all the time in an effort to set yourself apart: I hear both of those things all the time, it means nothing coming from a stranger, don't waste your time.

How to make a Chrissy
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
3 parts arrogance
1 part joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little fitness if desired!
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My Interests

* Hanging out with my mom * My beagle, Skipper * New York * Acting * Writing * Shakin my butt at clubs * RAP music lol * Patron margaritas * Cartoons * Adult Swim (minus anime) * Snowboarding * Beach * Surfing * Batting cages * Gym * Shopping * Monster trucks * Driving on scary roads at night with my friends * Reading celebrity gossip (guilty) * Laughing * Renting movies * Cuddling * Cooking and baking, especially for the holidays * Holiday get-togethers with family and friends * Taking pictures * Traveling *Wrestling * Singing in the car * Going out to dinner * Mudding * Knockin boots * Keeping the neighbors awake * Nude resorts * Dancing in front of the mirror * School * University of Florida GO GATORS * Being creative * Fall and Winter * Snow * Sweaters * Big arms around me * Candles * Bubble baths * Kissing * Being single * ROLLIN' WITH BOB SAGET!! :D:D

I'd like to meet:

Heath Ledger

I'm going to miss him to the farthest extent that you could ever miss a person you've never met.♥♥ Ryan Reynolds Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Music:

Music I can shake my butt to! You hip hoppers out there keep doin what you're doin! :D:D I also like Tim McGraw..in leather. The music's good, too. HaHa. I love classical jazz, my favorite jazz band is the Vince Guaraldi Trio. If you've seen a Charlie Brown movie, you've heard them. :D:D Bob Marley, too. One Love!

Movies:

Funny movies are the best. Pretty much anything with that Wilson/Stiller/Vaughn type group is hilarious, WEDDING CRASHERS. Most Will Ferrell stuff like ANCHORMAN, classic. Other classics are "Super Troopers" and "Don't Be A Menace". 40-Year-Old Virgin. I LOVE funny movies. Scary is my other favorite. But it needs to be HORRIFYING, and thats hard to come by. So I usually settle for anything that leaves me paranoid when alone. HaHa. I'll also always love Charlie Brown and Muppet movies. :D:DTake the quiz:
What your zodiac sign says about you

Sagittarius
You are honest and straightforward. You are tactless and restless. You like traveling and freedom. You don't like being bothered by details. Your starstone is Topaz.

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Television:

My FAVORITE show is:and I'm really mad that the season is over!I love "House", "Grey's Anatomy" is starting to grow on me. I need Tivo though because I can't remember to watch them! Cartoons, I'll always be faithful to my cartoons, I don't care what anybody says lol. ADULT SWIM, funniest shit. Except I don't like anime. Comedy Central!! I love Discovery Health, and HBO documentaries.

Books:

I do like reading, I just don't make the time for it. Hopefully I can incorporate reading into my spare time soon.

Heroes:

Oh jesus I don't know Hoe dee doe
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Fall 2008..Christmas is tomorrow (updated 09-12-08)

Addition:  Funny Disposable Cam Pics From Jamie & Becca's Wedding:D Open bar + disposable cams = Me, Brian, Amanda Brian is so sorry that he doesn't remember my butt on his lap! Prom dates...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:57:00 PST

summer time n the livins easy (updated 08-12-08)

New Smyrna Vacation:) My mom on the balcony Moi One-armed dirty pirate hooker, n a statue My mom n me, n this guy with a gun Me n my brother What is that? A crab!  I had to bend over in th...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:38:00 PST

New Stuff (updated 06-01-08)

GRADUATING NURSING SCHOOL, ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE First, a classic MySpace "self pic".  I was ready before everybody else for once, so.  Lol. I searched all over Milleni...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:56:00 PST

Beginning of 2008 (updated 01-28-08)

New Year's Eve 2007   Christa came for the Florida-Michigan game on New Year's Day!  And to chill with ME of course! Rooming anywhere near Citrus Bowl=bring your gats n lock your doors! T...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:12:00 PST

Good Pictures!!!!! (updated 12-23-07)

First of all, here's a picture where I'm supposed to be a female theater usher, but I look like one of those monkeys that does a little show n wants you to put money in his hat.   Now that ...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:16:00 PST

READ

Alright, I try to only fight things that are really worth it, and this was just one of those things I could not get over.  If you're not aware of who "The Supervillains" are, they're a local Orla...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

open your eyes

"You know what really grinds my gears?" When people are like "Pray for me" for dumb shit. "I swear I almost broke my toe, pray that I can put full weight on it again soon.""I have a cold you guys, ple...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:04:00 PST

pics u kno u want to look at (updated 11-03-07)

Gary n me at Andrea's Halloween party:) I was a "reporter".  Sigh!  :) Wait, I blinked! Skipper in Halloween costume 1 which didn't quite fit.  N no my mom's not sleeping haha....
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:59:00 PST

Why have I been so oweaksigh lately?

Hey.  I don't normally post non-picture blogs, but I just wanna explain one thing.  I had a seizure in September, and I've been dealing with all kindsa crap since then, as far as appts, test...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

tiene tremendo...CULO (updated 08-20-07)

Me n Gaaaaaaaaaaaary waiting for CHARLAY MURPHAY at Improv! Wait, we have to take it again, I left my mouth like this We were bored.  We had a corner to ourselves!  Its good times. Once ...
Posted by ♥free bird♥ on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST