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Hollywood Hogan

About Me

If i were to write in this little message box about me, everyone of you would die from reading it due to overexposure of manliness, brothers.

My Interests

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Mere mortals aren't worthy to be in my presence

My Blog

24 inch pythons

Well brothers, i know i have been away from you for a while. Believe it or not dudes, the Hulkster actually met a worthy opponent on his inter-dimensional travels. I decided to head to Outworld for th...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 21:37:00 GMT

Hulka

I had just finished bathing in an active volcano and decided that I needed a light workout, brother. I created a fire-breathing dragon out of sand and fumanchu hair just so I could...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 20:02:00 GMT

Out to eat

I was at the White House engaging in several manly activities with George W. Bush such as bending titanium, swallowing WMD's whole, and weathering nuclear explosions at point blank range when&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 16:55:00 GMT

Manliness

I woke up this morning to my son listening to some garbage called Fallout Boy, brother. Well the Hulkster didnt raise no homo, dude, so as fast as you can say "emo kids are sissies", i squeezed the li...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 18:38:00 GMT

dinner

What a meal i just had, brothers. 14 live cows and 6 tubs of mashed potatoes, dudes. I think i am going to go have a light workout now, brothers. Maybe bench press every car i own. Take care maniacs.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 18:49:00 GMT