Detox Disaster! OH YEAH!!

Around August of 2005, 6 problematic teenagers attempted to quit their vices for 5 days. the winner lasted 3 and a half. ZED and COLTON 45 both decided "DETOX DISASTER" sounded like a good band name, so of course they started a band. the only problem was, ZED didn't play an instrument, and COLTON 45 was stoned 24/7, so the idea was immediately abandoned. later that day the two went to visit their friend MATT LEMEN, he appeared to be gone at the moment, so COLTON 45 stole his keyboard. suddenly the idea of starting a band was revisited and confirmed, DETOX DISASTER IS A BAND...oh fuck!. within the first day, 3 songs were written (earth vs. the spider, salad, and hacksaw to my goat) and their first show was played at a pool to a crowd of 6 drunks in their 30's. the drunken strangers all decided good friend to the band SPARKLE should be in the band, and all agreed."it came to our attention maybe a week later that our music sucked, we were left with two options: A:write better music, or B:convince people our music doesn't suck." -Colton 45the band chose option B. now their live shows involve (but are not limited to) nudity, people getting covered in an amalgamation of butter, shaving cream, and salad, messages to the audience being stapled to members of the band, amateur (adult) pyrotechnics, large scale fights with pie and/or blocks of Styrofoam, and one time they got MATT LEMEN to shave SPARKLE'S ass on stage....it was really funny.3 years later, the band still plays shows (though not that often) and they haven't written a new song since 2005. i guess one could say they're still going strong (nobody's tired of salad yet.) and the songs are still played off the casio CA-110 that was never given back to MATT LEMEN. now DETOX DISASTER sounds like a terrible name for band.,